"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"John H." wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"John H." wrote in message
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Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos. We don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another
usually claims responsibility. That's how radicals have always been,
regardless of whether they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS,
whatever. It's an ego thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling
from the lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining about
at the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders that
it is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their problems
within their own borders, where they belong. In other words, "We're
leaving, as you asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain about. If
you need to continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with the doors
closed and don't come out until you're ready to behave properly. If you
find mullahs who still want to preach hatred and destruction, we will
gladly help you 'calm' them down, via lobotomy, prison (here), or whatever
is necessary. Drop them off at the nearest embassy and we'll handle it
from there. We'll be doing the same with Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and
some of our other mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should demonstrate,
just once, on an unpopulated target.

Just like Clinton, lobbing cruise missles at an empty terrorist camp. That
will scare them.

How long did it take you develop this idiot plan?