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On Mon, 3 Oct 2005 07:15:16 -0400, "Jim Carter"
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Bush has announced that Harriet Meirs is the newest member of the
Supreme
Court.

From what I know, it's a good choice - mathematician and lawyer.

About damn time we had somebody who can actually think on the
Supreme
Court.

Next, the White House.

Sadly, there appears to be a dearth of capable politicians who can
actually think who are potential Presidents - Republican or Democrat.

If you were king of the world (outside of your own boat), who would you
pick, if you could install a president here? I'm thinking George Carlin.

Me.

Do you think you're enough of a comedian to deal with Congress?

My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You won't damage any of the Molson facilities, will you?

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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:29:55 +0000, NOYB wrote:


You need a VP? 'Cause I'm available.

Well, that would end any worry about assassination from the left, anyway.
;-)


Or from N. Korea, Iran, France...or even Canada.

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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:39:50 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:12:15 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Oct 2005 07:15:16 -0400, "Jim Carter"
wrote:

Bush has announced that Harriet Meirs is the newest member of the
Supreme
Court.

From what I know, it's a good choice - mathematician and lawyer.

About damn time we had somebody who can actually think on the
Supreme
Court.

Next, the White House.

Sadly, there appears to be a dearth of capable politicians who can
actually think who are potential Presidents - Republican or Democrat.

If you were king of the world (outside of your own boat), who would you
pick, if you could install a president here? I'm thinking George Carlin.

Me.

You need a VP? 'Cause I'm available.

Got a better job for you - you can be Sturgeon General.

Ever since Jocelyn Elders made teaching masturbation in schools one of the
cornerstones of her tenure as SG, there really is no interesting platforms
left to pursue.

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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:02:05 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:54:43 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:39:50 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:12:15 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Oct 2005 07:15:16 -0400, "Jim Carter"

wrote:

Bush has announced that Harriet Meirs is the newest member of the
Supreme
Court.

From what I know, it's a good choice - mathematician and lawyer.

About damn time we had somebody who can actually think on the
Supreme
Court.

Next, the White House.

Sadly, there appears to be a dearth of capable politicians who can
actually think who are potential Presidents - Republican or
Democrat.

If you were king of the world (outside of your own boat), who would
you
pick, if you could install a president here? I'm thinking George
Carlin.

Me.

Do you think you're enough of a comedian to deal with Congress?

My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You won't damage any of the Molson facilities, will you?

First to go. I forgot to mention the reintroduction of Prohibition -
no more liquor or beer - penalty for distributing/making/selling any
alcoholic beverage is death - no appeal, automatic sentence.

I will also repeal the embargo on Cuban cigars - but cigars only.

I'm taking you off my list. No Molson? You're a fascist.

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You had better think twice before you would invade Canada. Hitler had
problems with the Russian winter. That was like a walk in a summer park
compared to the Canadian winter. You will die in the cold and wilds of a
Canadian winter with none of the Molson's products to warm your soldiers.
;-) .......

Jim

"Jim Carter" wrote in message
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You had better think twice before you would invade Canada. Hitler had
problems with the Russian winter. That was like a walk in a summer park
compared to the Canadian winter. You will die in the cold and wilds of
a
Canadian winter with none of the Molson's products to warm your soldiers.
;-) .......

Jim

Remember global warming....it is part of the "right wing conspiracy" to
make canada warm enough to make worth while invading ;-)

Got a better job for you - you can be Sturgeon General.

Get the Guzzi-boy a job too.

As "majority whip"

"Jim Carter" wrote in message
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You had better think twice before you would invade Canada.

A good portion of Canada is French. We'd invade the non-French portions in
the Spring, Summer, and Fall...and save the French portions for the winter.
Our guys will be able to withstand a couple of hours of cold while the
French-Canadians are surrendering.

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

Say what? You'd better bring something more capable than that Halman 20!

NOYB wrote:

A good portion of Canada is French. We'd invade the non-French portions in
the Spring, Summer, and Fall...and save the French portions for the winter.
Our guys will be able to withstand a couple of hours of cold while the
French-Canadians are surrendering.


I'd be careful down there in Florida. You just might suffer through
your own little invasion. The two C's... Canada & Cuba.... your ass
would be grass!