johntoilet weasely gilwad III (aka, 'da turd'), via one of his
dozens of aliases used specifically for harassing other
individuals, CROSS-POSTED posted the following bull****
and lies in his inimitable sniveling and whimpering way.

PirateJohn wrote:

From: PirateJohn
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries,alt.fan.frank-zappa,alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Wheres Robert Hickey?
Date: 6 Sep 2005 10:06:12 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

Well Cmelak, you and your equally insane partner in crime Karen
Anderson can take comfort in knowing that Rob emailed me
today. He's
doing fine, and his house was not damaged.

Y'know ... Rob has a family and friends. I have a family and
friends.
Harry has a family and friends. Hell, just about everyone has
a family
and friends.

Except for you Cmelak. You are lonely and obviously about the
most
mentally inbalanced person that any of us has run across on
the 'net.

Wonder why you are so unhappy and lonely Cmelak?

Seek help. Seriously.


What a pile of **** your words and you are. All of this
negativity was initiated by you and perpetuated by you simply
because you failed to sweetheart scam a woman in her 60's. You
thought you could hide behind bull**** after lie after
obfuscation until you began believing your own fabrications. YOU
MADE IT ALL UP to cover for your abject ineptitude in everything
you do.

Your sob story above is more bull**** and lies because it has
been you and your goon squad losers who have been harassing and
abusing me, KA, Jose Gaspar, and many more people. You thought
you could keep lying until you lied your way out of the mess you
got yourself into, but, when you ****ed with me, you ****ed with
the wrong guy, you chump.

As I've stated many times, all you had, and have, to do is remove
that infringing webpage you present with its only purpose being
to harass me, quit harassing everyone else via the internet and
in real life, and I'd have no reason to retaliate against you.
Simple as that.

You think this is some game where you can outlast someone by
spreading bull**** and lies upon those you've already made up,
but, I'm not going to allow you to continue doing that. I'm tired
of your crap and taking this as far as I have to in order to make
you SHUT THE **** UP.

You've had months and months to simply refrain from harassing me
and many other people, but, you simply cannot do that. So, here
we are... you the pathological liar, and me the only person
willing to do whatever it takes to shut you up. Keep harassing me
and other people, and, I'll continue posting the truth about what
a lowlife scumbag you are.



~~~
I'm smarter, bigger, stronger, and a lot meaner than you are.
You also won't be the first person that I didn't like who I
had to kill. Legally. -- john wesley gilmer III
http://www.lowcarbsite.com/forum/pro...wprofile&u=468
john wesley gilmer III is, of course, "el Presidente,
Atlantic Beach Vintage Motorcycle Club, www.ABVMC.com"
.com



Here is verified factual data regarding johntoilet weasely gilwad
III (aka, 'da turd'):



Notice the "NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245" data in each of
his message headers immediately below and in the examples further
down. He posts those messages via his place of employment. What a
****-hole that must be to allow a jagoff like him to post all
manner of malicious bull**** all day long.

The message headers transmitted via "NNTP-Posting-Host:
24.129.77.189" are those he sends from the house owned by his
latest sweetheart scam victim who has her own ethics problems
when handling the finances of her customers (as detailed below).

-----------

From: PirateJohn
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles.harley,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Poker run, Jacksonville, FL, to benefit radio DJ hit by
hit and run vehicle
Date: 23 Aug 2005 12:58:37 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

------------

From: Jose
Newsgroups: rec.boats.cruising
Subject: I love brilliant women
Date: 25 Aug 2005 10:08:14 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

------------

From: Ginger
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,fl.general,alt.law-enforcement,alt.politics.immigration,alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Karen's back!! ROFL!!
Date: 18 Jul 2005 14:24:16 -0700
Message-ID: . com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

================================================== =========
================================================== =========

From: PirateJohn
Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.frank-zappa,alt.fan.oj-simpson,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
Subject: Hey! Dumb Cmelak!
Date: 23 Aug 2005 19:32:21 -0700
Message-ID: . com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189


From: Billy's Daddy
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.fan.frank-zappa,alt.fan.OJ-simpson
Subject: Junk Motorcycle Still For Sale
Date: 22 Aug 2005 20:54:36 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

From: "Jose"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Hoodoo wants you to know ...
Date: 13 Aug 2005 07:50:56 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

From: "Smelly Billy"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: You pal Cmelak/Hoodoo is trolling other newsgroup again ...
Date: 7 Aug 2005 19:48:50 -0700
Message-ID: . com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189


===============================================
===============================================

From: "PirateJohn"
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Another (dead soldier from Iraq War) family blasts Bush
Date: 17 Aug 2005 14:50:50 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

-----------

From: "Juan"
Newsgroups:
alt.politics.immigration,alt.obituaries,fl.general ,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
Subject: The Gaspar/Anderson obsession
Date: 1 Aug 2005 08:25:30 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

God, you trolls and your multiple personalities are so ****ing naive.

----------------------------------------

From: "Billy's Daddy"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
Subject: Report Abuse
Date: 17 Aug 2005 10:14:19 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

-------------------------------------------

From: "Guy Good"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Hoodoo wants you to know ...
Date: 12 Aug 2005 14:28:19 -0700
Message-ID: .com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.177.232.245

=========================================
=========================================

The information below is verified data regarding the malicious
malcontent who initiated and perpetuates all this despicable
behavior.

Known and verified aliases:









"Scipio's roommate"
"Ginger"
"Floyd"


OSPAM


Bill Cmelak loves his Hoodoo

"Bill Cmelak"
"Smelly Billy"
"Guy Good"













- - -

From Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
From:
To:
Return-Path:
Delivered-To:
Message-ID:
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
Subject: Food for thought

If I post a $500 reward for information leading to your identity,
do you think that anyone will give you up? How about some of the
folks that you have traded CD's with?

Just a thought. And if you want to publicize this otherwise
private email go right ahead. Maybe that will help to get the
ball rolling.

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Reward for Hoodoo's identification
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:52:07 -0800
Message-ID: .com

I am offering a $500 reward for the identification of Hoodoo. Don't
want to do anything illegal or immoral here, but it's simply
important
that I get a handle on who he is so that I can get some legal action
going.

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Poor Juan Gilmer - Usenet Imbecile
Date: 1 Jan 2005 18:53:17 -0800
Message-ID: .com

Tell you guys what. $300 for the first person who can give me a real
world name and address for Hoodoo.

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts

", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:29:56 -0800
Message-ID: .com

Yes, folks, there is now a reward for the identification of Hoodoo.
Anyone who wants to take a shot at it please let me know.

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Happy New Year from John Gilmer
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:27:14 -0800
Message-ID: .com

And, yes, there is now a reward for anyone who can provide
information and identify the Hoodoo troll

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts
", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:32:14 -0800
Message-ID: .com

And yes folks, as he said there is now a bounty for the
udentification of the troll known as Hoodoo. If you have any ideas
let me know.

- - -

From: "BuccaneerJuan"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 6:37 AM
Subject: Is Karen Anderson still trolling this newsgroup?

Try this link as to who I am:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/AdventureGuide.htm

- - -

Whois: buccaneerpublishing.com

buccaneerpublishing.com = [ 66.218.79.165 ]
Domain Name.......... buccaneerpublishing.com
Creation Date........ 2004-06-08
Registration Date.... 2004-06-08
Expiry Date.......... 2005-06-08
Organisation Name.... Administrator
Organisation Address. 12526 Agatite Rd.
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Jacksonville
Organisation Address. 32258
Organisation Address. FL
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES
Admin Name........... Administrator Buccaneer Press Inc.
Admin Address........ 12526 Agatite Rd.
Admin Address........
Admin Address........ Jacksonville
Admin Address........ 32258
Admin Address........ FL
Admin Address........ UNITED STATES
Admin Email..........
Admin Phone.......... 1.9048748633

- - -

From:
http://anon1.coj.net/realestate/Fina...No=158365-0000

Duval County Tax Collector

2004 Real Estate Tax Summary

Property Information
Real Estate No. 158365-0000-7

Name DEBORAH LYNCH
Address 12526 AGATITE RD

Mailing Address for the Property
12526 AGATITE RD
JACKSONVILLE FL 32258 - 5306

Legal Description of Property
28-41 23-4S-27E GS
JULINGTON COUNTRY CLUB ESTATES R/P
LOT 6 BLK 5

Tax Information

Assessed Value 142260 Govt. Tax Value 117260 Exempt Code H
RE Tax Lien Amt. Non Ad Val By Int. Amt. By Pen Amt. Gross Tax
2,199.01 .00 .00 .00 .00 2,199.01

CURRENT YEAR TAX TOTAL AMOUNT DUE IF PAID IN
November December January February March April
2,111.05 2,133.04 2,155.03 2,177.02 2,199.01 2,268.73

Payment Information
Paid Code UNPAID Paid Date Exception Code 000

- - -

Since he brags about his numerous GPS units so often, here
are the coordinates to the house address so he can find it better:

Decimal Degrees Deg:Min:Sec
Lat: 30.142338 30:08:32.417N
Lon: -081.561846 81:33:42.646W

And,a web-address for a map to pinpoint it:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp...12526+Agatite+
Rd+&city=Jacksonville&state=FL

Shorter alternative for that long link:
http://snipurl.com/bpe9

- - -

From the archives at Google
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/
[The comments at the bottom of the judgment are by the person who
initially posted the message containing the following information
about this DEADBEAT.]

DEBTOR: GILMER, JOHN
CREDITOR: NORWEST FINANCIAL AMERICA INC
AMOUNT: $ 1,233
NUMBER: B8972P2221
TYPE: OPEN JUDGMENT
ENTERED: 6/11/1998
STATUS: OPEN

So much for all that independently wealthy bull****. Ya' can't
even pick up a $1200 tab.

$1200 ... Since 1998. A judgment for $1200. Ya' ain't nuttin' but
a slug. A deadbeat.

- - -

And then there's the following message he posted. He denies that
he did post it because it didn't originate at AOL which allows
him to hide behind numerous identities but, you know very well
how he lies. With all of the character assassination and other
malicious mayhem he commits, you don't think he could hold
himself back from branching out to other domains and areas of
specific, and sexual, interests, do you?

From: PirateJohn
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.gay
Subject: Gay Bikers
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:01:42 -0500

Any Gay Bikers out there?

- - -

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest...-20031399.html

Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 13:06:14 -0400
From: JGilmer
Subject: BMW: Shoei Syncrotec replacement?

- --PirateJohn--
a/k/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
John W. Gilmer
Data Manager
Moffitt Corporation
Jacksonville Beach, FL

- - -

That leads to the following information:

http://www.moffitthvac.com/
Moffitt Corporation
1351 13th Avenue South, Suite 130
Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250
Phone: 904/241-9944
Fax: 904/246-8333

- - -

And, several of the women he's lied about during the nearly two year
period in which he was apparently 'sweetheart scamming' an older
woman of financial security but infirm health. A woman who, by
his own admission, was not good looking but whom he knew inherited
money and enjoyed traveling about the USA with her travel trailer,
and, flights overseas as well. After traveling across the country to
meet him at his urging, he obviously screwed up the date and time of
their meeting because she caught him red-handed, so to speak, with
some bimbo.

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest...-20012002.html
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 21:46:57 -0600
From:
Subject: BMW: Ride To Savannah VII Starts Tomorrow
Scheduled to attend:

Joey Gilmer Jacksonville, FL
Pirate John Jacksonville, FL

- - -

http://members.aol.com/theshoprag2/aug04/page2.htm
BMWNEF was represented at the Asheville Rally by the following
members:

JOHN GILMER AND DEBORAH

- - -

From: (BuccaneerJuan)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Date: 02 Jan 2005 03:07:38 GMT
Subject: Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
Message-ID:

Karen/Hoodoo, I have to thank you. I was just checking some
search engine statistics and was fearing that the problems that you
were causing might negatively affect people's abilities to find my
writing projects.

Naw. You have driven folks to my new website and and they are
checking out my book project, what I have written, downloading
my Keys Guide, etc.

Thanks!

They say that bad publicity is better than no publicity at all,
but with you so ineptly trolling me and posting laughably fraudulant
nonsense about me even folks that I have argued with on other
newsgroups are sympathetic.

Guess that I couldn't have done it without you

- - -

From: Juan
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,al t.mexi
co
Subject: Trolls and their obsessions with Mr. Perfect
Date: 27 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800
Message-ID: . com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told
me not to worry about her privacy (which had been a concern of mine)
and to give the jackasses both barrels,

- - -

From: Xxxx Xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxx
Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.politics.immigration
Subject: Deborah Lynch was Trolls and their obsessions
with Mr. Perfect
Date: 27 Jan 2005 18:45:01 -0800

In article
. com,
Juan says...
Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend
told me not to worry about her privacy

Great! Now you can tell me who she scammed to get put on
probation.

I'll be waiting.

How do you know she is on probation? Site please, Xxxx, if
that is
your real name.

Deborah is a real estate broker and works he

http://www.smartpages.com/home/homet...rtymanagement7

She had her license pulled for quite some time and was put on
probation for embezzling a real estate escrow account. Her license
has recently been reinstated.

You can go to www.myfloridalicense.com and do a search for
Deborah Lynch, Jacksonville Florida. There you will see that her
license was involuntary suspended back in 2003. That should give
you a start.

From there you can dig up even more dirt on the hag.

She has a lot skeletons in her closet. Stay tuned. More to come.

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/licensing/

License Type Name Name Type License
Number/
Rank Status/
Expires City
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK3010796
Broker Invol Inactive, Active
03/31/2003 JACKSONVILLE
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK560825
Broker Sales Current, Active
03/31/2005 JACKSONVILLE

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/LicenseDetail.asp

Licensee Information
Name: LYNCH, DEBORAH (Primary Name)
(DBA Name)
Main Address: 12526 AGATITE ROAD
JACKSONVILLE Florida 32258
County: DUVAL

License Mailing:

LicenseLocation: 3780 KORI RD #13
JACKSONVILLE FL 32257
County: DUVAL

License Information
License Type: Real Estate Broker or Sales
Rank: Broker Sales
License Number: BK560825
Status: Current,Active
Licensure Date: 05/24/1993
Expires: 03/31/2005

- - -

http://www.smartpages.com/home/

Hometown Realty (904) 288-9293
3780 Kori Rd
Jacksonville, FL 32257

- - -

From: XxxXxxx
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,al t.mexi
co
Subject: IMPORTANT! Juan The Wuss
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:59:12 GMT

I do believe that Mary Gilmer in Danville, Kentucky needs to be
contacted. Her son needs HELP before he hurts someone...or himself.
He clearly is a physical threat to ME.





http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Cmelak.htm , dedicated to
Antigo,
Wisconsin's very own ex-wife-beating, chronically drunk,
high-volume
posting troll, William "Bill" Cmelak, a/k/a . A
former truck driver now claiming disability for a variety of
physical
and mental ailments, Cmelak lives a lonely life in the woods in a
mobile home where he trolls 24/7, fondles his gun collection,
and just
in general has become the town idiot of the little hamlets of
Pearson
and Antigo, WI.

Described by a police detective as a "sick ****" because of
his online
threats to murder and rape a newsgroup participant, Cmelak now
spends
his days posting complete and total nonsense about the
numerous people
that he disagrees with. REMEMBER, IF CMELAK OR HIS PARTNER IN
CRIME
KAREN ANDERSON AND HER 150 TROLLING IDENTITIES POSTS IT, IT'S
ALMOST
CERTAINLY A COMPLETE FORGERY.



~~~
I'm smarter, bigger, stronger, and a lot meaner than you are.
You also won't be the first person that I didn't like who I
had to kill. Legally. -- john wesley gilmer III
http://www.lowcarbsite.com/forum/pro...wprofile&u=468
john wesley gilmer III is, of course, "el Presidente,
Atlantic Beach Vintage Motorcycle Club, www.ABVMC.com"
.com

Harry Krause wrote:

From: Harry Krause
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Wheres Robert Hickey?
Date: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 13:15:44 -0400
Message-ID:

My newsgroup filter logs the headers on the messages I
autodelete, and
it is obvious from those that Smell-ack is *aching* to reach
me and is
frustrated that he's not getting through.

You would be well-served to also filter out the Hoodoo and let
him
continue to stew in his own bodily wastes. Really.


Dream on KKKrause. I know what a chicken**** you are. You offend
everyone in the newsgroups you spoil by your presence and then
killfile the main targets of your abuse so that the remaining
participants of each newsgroup have to suffer the result of your
pussy hit and run bull****. What a scumbag you are.

You also know damn well that your buttbuddy johntoilet gilwad
cannot killfile anyone because he'll miss the truth being said
about him and he won't know what bull**** and lies to make up to
scam the people who are disinterested in his over-all scheme of
appearing to be something he's not.

You two are the lowest slimeballs I've ever encountered in my 17
years of internet activity. You deserve each other, but, the
decent people online don't deserve having the ugly task of
dealing with your singular and collective petty abusive games.


Here are examples of your hate-mongering posts from just one
single week. There is no clearer way to show what an asshole you
are but by your very own words.




Comments posted into the alt.politics.immigration newsgroup by
herr e. KKKrause between "Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 20:20:50 -0500"
and "Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 19:00:55 -0500". These are just some
of your mostly hate-filled comments,
each taken from individual messages posted into one newsgroup,
alt.politics.immigration, within an eight day period. What a
scumbag you are!

--------------

So, when are you moving up from the cardbox box into the trailer,
Sandy?

If the nincompoops in the Bush Administration had more folks
around who spoke Arabic, we might not be in the bottomless
bunghole we're in now.

The danger to America isn't from hard-working immigrants...it is
from native-born idiots. Like you.

You're absolutely full of crap, and blinded by hatred and bigotry.

I'm a native-born white boy. I speak and write perfect English. I
also speak and write several other languages, not perfectly, but
with enough competence to "get along" in those countries where
those languages are "native."

You're so blinded by hatred and bigotry, you probably ought to
shoot yourself and put yourself out of your misery.

I seem to get along with people in countries near and far...and
I've been to more than 30 of them for work and on vacation. If
you don't act like an Ugly American, you aren't treated like one.

I don't have a problem with people of different cultures.
Therefore, I don't need your help. Why would I want to become a
bigot or a racist?

It seems to me the piece'o'crap POTUS is encouraging the
immigration you hate. But you voted for Bush, right?

Ker-ripes...you sound just like a mid-1930s Nazi.

Just giving you a taste of your own white bread.

Now, would I want this family for neighbors or one of the racist
pigs in here?

There's plenty of hatred towards Mexicans expressed in this
newsgroup, and most of it is because...they're Mexicans.

Don't you buttwipers ever tire of playing race cards?

Actually, you and those like you seem the most desperate.
Obviously, there is something drastically wrong with your life,
and, rather than face it and fix it, you choose to blame others.

Admitting your shortcomings is a step towards your recovery.
Perhaps you might get that midnight shift clerk's job at 7-11
after all.

How long did it take you to become proficient? And by proficient,
I don't mean "where's the bathroom?" and "how much is that trinket?"

A few years of logic courses might have helped you, along with a
semester of how to play well with others.

But, then, when you have feces-for-brains, as you do, erroneous
conclusions are all you can reach.

With your ability to "prove," you'd not qualify for a clerk's job
at 7-11. Some hard-working immigrant with a brain would get the job.

You really are a racist bag'o'crap.

Ahhh. White trash...it's everywhere. You could move, but you'd be
taking the problem with you.

My bet is that he slacked off on his job sweeping sidewalks, and
some harder-working Hispanic took his place.

Sure. I've been to more than 30 different countries, and many o
fthem had a "culture" while your ancestors were being bitten by
rats in Europe.

Well, you certainly belong on the "right side" in these
newsgroups...bigoted, ill-informed, jealous, and, of course, dumb
as a
doorknob.

I doubt you can take care of wiping your butt after a visit to
the outhouse, piglet.

You know, you have so much hatred in you, and there's never going
to be a cure...why not end it with a bullet in what passes for
your brain? You'd feel so much better. And the world would smell
better.

Not at all, crap-for-brains...I'm suggesting you go the
self-inflicted route.

You really are a piece of crap.

Everything that has gone wrong in the lives of these retards is
the fault of the Jews, of course.

Who the hell let garbage like you live?

Yeah, right...someone should listen to a nameless buttwipe like you

There's really nothing in your head other than cacist crap. Your
mother should have aborted you.

You *are* an abortion, and are anti-American to boot.

Actually, I think "most of you" are brain-damaged racists,
seething with hatred and unable to look inwardly for your own
failures in life.

No, I don't think I am going to change the minds of any of the
bigoted, racist, anti-Semites in here. Why would I think that?
I'm 60. I have two and a third college degrees, including a B.A.
from a major state university, an M.A. from an Ivy League
university, and about a third of the credits necessary for a
doctorate.

Dutch is inferior to pondscum, as are all his kind.

It'll be interesting to see how many of the "Minutemen" shoot
each other, shoot innocent civilians, and get busted for drunk
and disorderly.

Don't forget to get your white sheet washed first...

Perhaps a few dozen Minutemen will be rounded up, stuffed in
trucks, driven over the Mexican border, and dumped in the desert
somewhere.

More in his continuing saga of idiocy.

Most of the participants in this newsgroup are vile hatemongers.

Yeah, right. I own and live on a 97-acre farmette in rural
Maryland that borders on Chesapeake Bay. My real estate taxes
probably add up to more than your annual earnings.

---------------------

Roast Child with Cornbread Stuffing

Turkey may be substituted for this classic holiday feast.
Although time consuming, this dish seems to take longer than it
actually does;
as the entire house is filled with such a heavenly aroma,
the waiting becomes almost unbearable.

1 whole child, cleaned and de-headed
1 batch cornbread stuffing (see index)
½ cup melted butter

Remove the giblets from the infant and set aside.
Stuff the cavity where the child?s genitals and anus were located
using ½ cup per pound of meat.
Tie the arms flat to the body, then pull the skin flaps up to
close the cavity.
Now tie the thighs up tight to hold it all together.
Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.
Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.
Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the
baby?s buttocks and cook uncover

--------------

Sudden Infant Death Soup

SIDS: delicious in winter, comparable to old fashioned Beef and
Vegetable Soup.
Its free, you can sell the crib, baby clothes, toys, stroller...
and so easy to
procure if such a lucky find is at hand (just pick him up from
the crib and
he?s good to go)!



~~~
I'm smarter, bigger, stronger, and a lot meaner than you are.
You also won't be the first person that I didn't like who I
had to kill. Legally. -- john wesley gilmer III
http://www.lowcarbsite.com/forum/pro...wprofile&u=468
john wesley gilmer III is, of course, "el Presidente,
Atlantic Beach Vintage Motorcycle Club, www.ABVMC.com"
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