How To Be A Good Repubican
1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8 year prosperity was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's
gasoline prices are all Bill Clinton's fault.
2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all on their own.

3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social
Security checks on time.

4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but
smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease
don't deserve theirs.

5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a
gun.

6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.

7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and
hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.

8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the
deathpenalty.

9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote
for Alan Keyes.

10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a
profit.

11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray
to Allah or Buddha.

12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really
faithful husbands.

13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you
instantly popular in the barrio.

14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

15. You have to be against government interference in business, until
your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke
and you beg for a government bail out.

16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares
your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

17. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing
police protection, national defense, and building roads.

18. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary
history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private
school with a $1,000 voucher.

On 3 Aug 2005 10:13:56 -0700, wrote:


Kevin, tell us about your Moto Guzzi!

--
John H.
On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD

Harry,
I guess that is why he is not asking you about your Moto Guzzis.



"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

No one cares about Moto Guzzis or whether the person you are questioning
had one, rode one, crashed one, or urinated in the fuel tank of one. It's
not a brand of bike I would even consider, if I were considering buying a
motorcycle. It's a has-been line.

wrote in message
oups.com...
How To Be A Good Repubican
1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8 year prosperity

Last 8 years, eh? Finally you admit that we've had prosperity the entire
time that Bush has been office.


was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's
gasoline prices are all Bill Clinton's fault.


2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all on their own.

There are a lot of privileged Kennedy's who screwed it up big time by raping
and murdering. Privilege doesn't breed success. Good child-rearing breeds
success.




3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social
Security checks on time.


Social Security checks are simply a rebate of your own money. Of course
they should be on time.

4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but
smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease
don't deserve theirs.


Some people are overweight due to genetics. But, yes, smokers and
over-eaters who are obese deserve their disease. And the vast majority of
AIDS victims do to.



5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a
gun.

I don't own a gun. I don't need a gun...even if you came down to try and
spit in my face.




6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.

Haven't listened to Rush since 1996.


7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and
hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.


No they can't. In fact, Bush favors immigrant labor to work jobs that
others won't work.


8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the
deathpenalty.

I oppose the death penalty...and homosexuality.


9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote
for Alan Keyes.

Actually, growing up black or minority actually increases your opportunities
for scholarship money and admission into top-notch colleges. It's called
affirmative action.


10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a
profit.


Nobody believes pollution is OK. What our side disagrees with your side on
is the accuracy of the Global warming claim, and exactly how much impact CO
gases from cars really have on the ozone layer.

11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray
to Allah or Buddha.


You can pray to whomever you'd like. But prayer should be part of school
during solemn moments (ie--after 9/11, after the shuttle explosions, etc)

12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really
faithful husbands.

Who cares.


13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you
instantly popular in the barrio.

Chinga te cabron.



14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

Republicans were teenagers once. We know better.


15. You have to be against government interference in business, until
your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke
and you beg for a government bail out.

16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares
your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

Jesus hates Clinton? Why? Is he a homosexual?


17. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing
police protection, national defense, and building roads.

Those are about the only good things government does. They provide the
infrastructure, and protection against threats...both domestic and foreign.


18. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary
history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private
school with a $1,000 voucher.

Even if he's rich and white with a disciplinary history and failing grades,
he doesn't belong in an elite private school.

I want to know who the hell would vote for Alan Keyes. I know it won't be
the blacks, yellow's, reds, whites, conservative or liberals. ; )


"NOYB" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...
How To Be A Good Repubican
1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8 year prosperity

Last 8 years, eh? Finally you admit that we've had prosperity the entire
time that Bush has been office.


was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's
gasoline prices are all Bill Clinton's fault.


2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all on their own.

There are a lot of privileged Kennedy's who screwed it up big time by
raping and murdering. Privilege doesn't breed success. Good
child-rearing breeds success.




3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social
Security checks on time.


Social Security checks are simply a rebate of your own money. Of course
they should be on time.

4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but
smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease
don't deserve theirs.


Some people are overweight due to genetics. But, yes, smokers and
over-eaters who are obese deserve their disease. And the vast majority of
AIDS victims do to.



5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a
gun.

I don't own a gun. I don't need a gun...even if you came down to try and
spit in my face.




6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.

Haven't listened to Rush since 1996.


7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and
hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.


No they can't. In fact, Bush favors immigrant labor to work jobs that
others won't work.


8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the
deathpenalty.

I oppose the death penalty...and homosexuality.


9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote
for Alan Keyes.

Actually, growing up black or minority actually increases your
opportunities for scholarship money and admission into top-notch colleges.
It's called affirmative action.


10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a
profit.


Nobody believes pollution is OK. What our side disagrees with your side
on is the accuracy of the Global warming claim, and exactly how much
impact CO gases from cars really have on the ozone layer.

11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray
to Allah or Buddha.


You can pray to whomever you'd like. But prayer should be part of school
during solemn moments (ie--after 9/11, after the shuttle explosions, etc)

12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really
faithful husbands.

Who cares.


13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you
instantly popular in the barrio.

Chinga te cabron.



14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

Republicans were teenagers once. We know better.


15. You have to be against government interference in business, until
your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke
and you beg for a government bail out.

16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares
your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

Jesus hates Clinton? Why? Is he a homosexual?


17. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing
police protection, national defense, and building roads.

Those are about the only good things government does. They provide the
infrastructure, and protection against threats...both domestic and
foreign.


18. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary
history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private
school with a $1,000 voucher.

Even if he's rich and white with a disciplinary history and failing
grades, he doesn't belong in an elite private school.

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
I want to know who the hell would vote for Alan Keyes. I know it won't be
the blacks, yellow's, reds, whites, conservative or liberals. ; )

He certainly provided some interesting and entertaining debates with Obama.

On Wed, 03 Aug 2005 17:46:00 -0400, HarryKrause wrote:

John H. wrote:
On 3 Aug 2005 10:13:56 -0700, wrote:


Kevin, tell us about your Moto Guzzi!



No one cares about Moto Guzzis or whether the person you are questioning
had one, rode one, crashed one, or urinated in the fuel tank of one.
It's not a brand of bike I would even consider, if I were considering
buying a motorcycle. It's a has-been line.



Harry, it was your buddy doing the bragging about owning a Moto Guzzi. Why now
are you trashing his taste in motorcycles?

--
John H.
On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD

Why is Krause being so protective of Kevin? Does he see himself in him?


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Harry,
I guess that is why he is not asking you about your Moto Guzzis.



"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

No one cares about Moto Guzzis or whether the person you are questioning
had one, rode one, crashed one, or urinated in the fuel tank of one. It's
not a brand of bike I would even consider, if I were considering buying a
motorcycle. It's a has-been line.

Alan Keyes reminds me of a conservative democrat. ; )



"NOYB" wrote in message
...

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
I want to know who the hell would vote for Alan Keyes. I know it won't be
the blacks, yellow's, reds, whites, conservative or liberals. ; )

He certainly provided some interesting and entertaining debates with
Obama.

JimH,
They are two peas in a pod. Both failures in life, but live on hell of a
successful life in UseNet. Next, I expect them both to start bragging on
the size of their Johnsons. ; )

Of course they are Ivy League Johnsons.


"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Why is Krause being so protective of Kevin? Does he see himself in him?


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Harry,
I guess that is why he is not asking you about your Moto Guzzis.



"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

No one cares about Moto Guzzis or whether the person you are questioning
had one, rode one, crashed one, or urinated in the fuel tank of one.
It's not a brand of bike I would even consider, if I were considering
buying a motorcycle. It's a has-been line.