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OT You May be a Republican....
You may be a Republican if:
* You think the next tax cut is for you. * you think bin Laden is one of Saddam's sons * you think Donald Rumsfeld is Secretary of State * you think Ann Coulter is a dream girl * you think Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh were founding fathers * you think SUV ownership is a constitutionally guaranteed freedom * you think the Supreme Court guarantees correct election results * you think the Patriot Act is about raising your flag on the Fourth of July. * you think corporations should have free speech and use it to lie * you think that Kuwait is a democracy * you think a McDonalds at one end of town and Burger King at the other is a sign of a thriving economy. * you think a minimum wage is too high. * you think that single payer plan is a communist plot * you think national sovereignty is an imminent threat * you think homeland security is homeland security * you think Dennis Miller has finally got it right * you think duct-tape is essential to national security * you have recently been born again. * you think Bill O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone" is a "No Spin Zone" * you think George Bush is smarter than he seems * you haven't laughed yet. |
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