OT You May be a Republican....
 

You may be a Republican if:

* You think the next tax cut is for you.
* you think bin Laden is one of Saddam's sons
* you think Donald Rumsfeld is Secretary of State
* you think Ann Coulter is a dream girl
* you think Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh were founding fathers
* you think SUV ownership is a constitutionally guaranteed freedom
* you think the Supreme Court guarantees correct election results
* you think the Patriot Act is about raising your flag on the Fourth of
July.
* you think corporations should have free speech and use it to lie
* you think that Kuwait is a democracy
* you think a McDonalds at one end of town and Burger King at the other
is a sign of a thriving economy.
* you think a minimum wage is too high.
* you think that single payer plan is a communist plot
* you think national sovereignty is an imminent threat
* you think homeland security is homeland security
* you think Dennis Miller has finally got it right
* you think duct-tape is essential to national security
* you have recently been born again.
* you think Bill O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone" is a "No Spin Zone"
* you think George Bush is smarter than he seems
* you haven't laughed yet.

Kevin,
This is a very offensive post, you should be ashamed of yourself.


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You may be a Republican if:

* You think the next tax cut is for you.
* you think bin Laden is one of Saddam's sons
* you think Donald Rumsfeld is Secretary of State
* you think Ann Coulter is a dream girl
* you think Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh were founding fathers
* you think SUV ownership is a constitutionally guaranteed freedom
* you think the Supreme Court guarantees correct election results
* you think the Patriot Act is about raising your flag on the Fourth of
July.
* you think corporations should have free speech and use it to lie
* you think that Kuwait is a democracy
* you think a McDonalds at one end of town and Burger King at the other
is a sign of a thriving economy.
* you think a minimum wage is too high.
* you think that single payer plan is a communist plot
* you think national sovereignty is an imminent threat
* you think homeland security is homeland security
* you think Dennis Miller has finally got it right
* you think duct-tape is essential to national security
* you have recently been born again.
* you think Bill O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone" is a "No Spin Zone"
* you think George Bush is smarter than he seems
* you haven't laughed yet.

On 3 Aug 2005 10:06:59 -0700, wrote:

You may be a Republican if:

You think...

If not, you may not be a Republican.

Thanks Keven. Loved it!

--
John H.
On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD

"John H." wrote in message

If not, you may not be a Republican.

Thanks Keven. Loved it!

Looks like someone pointed bassy at a new website with recycled jokes. Of
course, he's never heard them before.

John Gaquin wrote:
"John H." wrote in message

If not, you may not be a Republican.

Thanks Keven. Loved it!

Looks like someone pointed bassy at a new website with recycled jokes. Of
course, he's never heard them before.

What makes you think that? Grow up.

wrote in message

What makes you think that? Grow up.

Think what? That you've been pointed at a new website, or that you've
never heard the jokes before?