An evangelical Republican was shipwrecked on an uncharted island.
He managed to survive for many years on a diet of coconuts, fish, and
rainwater.

One day he was sitting on the beach, looking out to sea.

He saw a shape approaching in the water.

"Oh goody," he thought. "Perhaps that's a periscope, a submarine will
spot me, and somebody will come and take me off this island."

Alas, the approaching shape did not turn out to be a submarine, but a
swimmer in a wetsuit. The shipwrecked Republican could hardly believe
his eyes when a stunningly gorgeous and statuesque blonde woman emerged
from the surf and walked ashore.

"Hello," she said. "How long has it been since you had a cigar?"

"Far too long," said the Republican.

The blonde swimmer unzipped a pocket on the sleeve of her wetsuit,
and brought out a cigar in a waterproof tube.

"A Macanudo!" exclaimed the Republican. "My favorite!"

As he began puffing away on the cigar, the blonde asked him, "How long
has it been since you had a shot of whiskey?"

"Far too long!" beamed the Republican.

The swimmer unzipped a pocket on her leg and brought out a bottle of
whiskey.

"Crown Royal!" cried the Republican. "My favorite!"

As the Republican was sipping his drink and smoking his cigar, the
blonde began slowly unzipping the long zipper down the front of her wet
suit.

"How long has it been since you last played around?" she smiled.

"Omigod!" shouted the Republican, "You mean to say you've actually got
my golf clubs in there?!"

On 27 Jan 2005 22:26:53 -0800, wrote:

An evangelical Republican was shipwrecked on an uncharted island.
He managed to survive for many years on a diet of coconuts, fish, and
rainwater.

One day he was sitting on the beach, looking out to sea.

He saw a shape approaching in the water.

"Oh goody," he thought. "Perhaps that's a periscope, a submarine will
spot me, and somebody will come and take me off this island."

Alas, the approaching shape did not turn out to be a submarine, but a
swimmer in a wetsuit. The shipwrecked Republican could hardly believe
his eyes when a stunningly gorgeous and statuesque blonde woman emerged
from the surf and walked ashore.

"Hello," she said. "How long has it been since you had a cigar?"

"Far too long," said the Republican.

The blonde swimmer unzipped a pocket on the sleeve of her wetsuit,
and brought out a cigar in a waterproof tube.

"A Macanudo!" exclaimed the Republican. "My favorite!"

As he began puffing away on the cigar, the blonde asked him, "How long
has it been since you had a shot of whiskey?"

"Far too long!" beamed the Republican.

The swimmer unzipped a pocket on her leg and brought out a bottle of
whiskey.

"Crown Royal!" cried the Republican. "My favorite!"

As the Republican was sipping his drink and smoking his cigar, the
blonde began slowly unzipping the long zipper down the front of her wet
suit.

"How long has it been since you last played around?" she smiled.

"Omigod!" shouted the Republican, "You mean to say you've actually got
my golf clubs in there?!"

Evangelical Republicans, unlike evangelical Democrats, don't engage in
sex. They're a dying breed.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes