Bert Robbins wrote:

So, sleep smugly, Bertie...and take a few more tokes of that pipe.


I will sleep sungly knowing that I put myself on the line to defend our
country from its enemies, foreign and domsetic as well as others that were
much more selfless than you could ever hope to be putting their lives on the
line to defend our country too.

That's some sentence, Bertie...

So, you put yourself on the line defending our country from...

....North Vietnamese invading Topeka?

....Panamanians invading Philadelphia?

Did you help Ollie North mine harbors and kill Central American fishermen?

Did you help our military put Iinochet in power?