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Dave Hall May 3rd 04 04:37 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 13:07:44 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 18:04:51 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:



Who's responsibility is it to clean up the droppings from the Canadian
Geese, Deer, Squirrels, Chipmunks, Foxes, Wild Turkey, Rabbits,
Occasional bears, Raccoons, Possums, Various species of birds, etc? Do
kids only pick up dog poop? When you come up with a good answer for
that, then maybe I'll entertain your fantasy.

Stupid question. NOBODY can control thousands of wild animals. But dog
owners can control their dogs and clean up after them.


Not a stupid question, but a stupid rule. What difference would it
make in the grand scheme of things if the only turds removed, in a
collection of many, were the dog's? Would the rest of them magically
disappears? Does the fact that some of us like to pretend that they
aren't really there, change the fact that they really are?

Have you ever seen the mess that can be left after a flock of Geese
roam an area for a while? Maybe you should feel lucky that an
occasional dog dropping is your only concern.

Dave


I never had multitudes of wild animals crapping on my property. Just
squirrels, whose turds seem to be invisible, one cat, who buried them
someplace where they never caused a problem, and quite a few dogs. If I
lived in the Adirondacks and deer were a problem, I would've accepted the
fact of life that you have to coexist with deer and whatever else comes
along.


Now you're starting to catch on. Expand upon that thought a little
more.......

Dave


DSK May 3rd 04 04:46 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
Dave Hall wrote:
In order for a society to exist, there has to be a certain amount of
conformity. If everyone take the law into their own hands what would
we have?


So far, nobody has proposed "taking the law into his own hands."

If everybody obeyed the laws about keeping their dogs out of other
people's yards, then we'd have a society where no property owner was
considering killing somebody elses dog because it was destroying his
property.

If everybody obeyed the laws about not making a large wake, and/or very
loud engine noise, where it is dangerous & destructive to do so, then
far fewer people would be be convinced that motorboaters are obnoxious
oblivious jerks.

It's really very simple Dave. Keep reading it over and over, maybe
you'll "get" it.

DSK


Doug Kanter May 3rd 04 04:53 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 May 2004 09:51:19 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
And what if a hedge doesn't fit my landscaping scheme?


But Doug, you're missing the point... you don't have the right to decide
what to do with your property, nor the right to protect your property.


So are you a gun-toting anarchist too? You only obey the laws which
are in your favor?

Dave Hall (and his like-minded legion of fascist whackos) has (have) the
right to impose their ideals and their values on you.


No, you are confusing me with a liberal. I believe in live and let
live.


You must conform,



In order for a society to exist, there has to be a certain amount of
conformity. If everyone take the law into their own hands what would
we have?

Dave


Conformity. Good thought, Dave. You should conform to good pet ownership
practices. Pick up your dog's crap, no matter where it happens, even though
you say your town has no law requiring you to do so. You say I shouldn't
have a problem cleaning it off my shoes & floors because you believe that I
find it "too objectionable". According to your logic, you should find it
even LESS objectionable because you can plan for it.

Conform.



Doug Kanter May 3rd 04 04:55 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
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You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.


I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave


Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such programs
would NEVER show on TV?



DSK May 3rd 04 04:55 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
Doug Kanter wrote:
Conformity. Good thought, Dave. You should conform to good pet ownership
practices. Pick up your dog's crap, no matter where it happens, even though
you say your town has no law requiring you to do so. You say I shouldn't
have a problem cleaning it off my shoes & floors because you believe that I
find it "too objectionable". According to your logic, you should find it
even LESS objectionable because you can plan for it.


With his attitude, I don't understand why he objects to cleaning up
after his dog. He should enjoy pickng it up in his hands and carrying it
home where he can put it on his own carpet... or maybe in his fridge...

DSK


Doug Kanter May 3rd 04 04:56 PM

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"Dave Hall" wrote in message
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A previous message mentioned a vanishing cat. That seemed OK with

you.
So,
what difference does it make HOW a pet vanishes, whether it's

whisked
away
by animal control to place where it will likely be euthanized

eventually,
or
if it's flattened by a car? Gone is gone.


The difference is intent, and whether or not the action was

sanctioned
by the law.


Dave

That would not change how the family felt about losing the pet. Gone

is
gone.



Ok, you like using hypothetical examples, so here's one. Would you
feel differently knowing that a loved one was killed in a car
accident, or by some gang banger looking to score some dope?

Dave


Identical. Gone is gone.


So you would not feel the slightest bit more resentment toward someone
who was responsible for deliberately causing that loved one's death
over a purely accidental scenario where no one was responsible?


Dave


Most car accidents are not accidents. I'd feel the same way toward both
people.



Doug Kanter May 3rd 04 04:57 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 May 2004 13:11:54 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 15:44:29 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

I don't have a problem with you calling animal control to complain
about a neighbor's pet and, if they feel that your complaint is
reasonable, they respond and remove the animal. I do have a problem
with you going above the law and doing it yourself. That's the long
and short of it.

I'm just getting the dog to the same point it will reach, but a week

or a
month sooner.

You don't know that, and it's not your choice to make.




You might be justified in killing a neighbor's dog if that dog

attacks
you. But not if it simply craps on you lawn. It is that fundamental
difference which you can't seem to resolve.

In either case, it's the result of a dog owner who doesn't give a damn

about
his neighbors. The payback should be equal.

Then go take a dump on your neighbor's yard. THEN the payback would be
equal.


No. That would be childish and disgusting,


But killing someone's pet in order to "teach them a lesson" is not?


No more so than killing a mosquito on your arm.



Dave Hall May 4th 04 12:03 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 11:35:24 -0400, DSK wrote:

No. That would be childish and disgusting,


Dave Hall wrote:
But killing someone's pet in order to "teach them a lesson" is not?


This is a new high water mark in stupidity, even for you, Dave. Did
anybody say anything about "teaching them a lesson?" No.


Doug did. If you are going to enter this fray, then you need to pay
attention.



An animal that destroys property can, under many circustances, be killed
by the property owner.


Those "circumstances" do not include taking a dump on the yard.


This is in order to prevent further damage to his
property. It comes under the heading of "property rights" and could
easily be equated with defending one's home against robbers.


Not in any sane interpretation of law. If you feel that eliminating a
defecation problem is in the same category as defending against
robber, I would offer that your perception is a bit out of whack. In
fact there was a recent news story, in my general area, where a guy
caught two thugs breaking into his shed. He shot at them and killed
one of them. The homeowner is now facing murder charges. You simply
can't kill people or animals for being on your property unless there
is an imminent threat of life or safety.

Your "right" to defend your property is severely limited in scope.


The fact that the animal is a pet does not change the circumstances,


It does change the circumstances as a pet is perceived to have some
intrinsic value to the person who owns him, as opposed to a "wild"
animal. Think of it this way; If I blow up your boat, will you not
seek retribution? Does the law not give you that right?

The fact remains that other vigilante types have taken the law into
their hands before, and killed animals that they didn't like. They
have also been taken to court , by the animal's owner, and found
liable for damages.

except that the owner of the animal has declared himself to be
responsible for the animal, then abdicated his responsibility.


And it is not the place of Joe Citizen to play judge and jury. That's
why we have agencies like animal control.

This explanation might have too many big words for you, Dave, but it
doesn't matter since you appear to be determined to never ever learn a
single fact in this world.


I know a lot of facts. The fact that YOU fail to accept them and
instead choose to view the world through your own myopic bias does not
mean that I am wrong. Look it up. Find me any law which gives a
property owner the right to shoot domestic animals for simple
trespass. I have asked "the other" Doug to do the same, and he bobbed
and weaved, and spun his way out of it.

Put up or shut up.

Dave

Dave Hall May 4th 04 12:04 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:57:18 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 13:11:54 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 15:44:29 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

I don't have a problem with you calling animal control to complain
about a neighbor's pet and, if they feel that your complaint is
reasonable, they respond and remove the animal. I do have a problem
with you going above the law and doing it yourself. That's the long
and short of it.

I'm just getting the dog to the same point it will reach, but a week

or a
month sooner.

You don't know that, and it's not your choice to make.




You might be justified in killing a neighbor's dog if that dog

attacks
you. But not if it simply craps on you lawn. It is that fundamental
difference which you can't seem to resolve.

In either case, it's the result of a dog owner who doesn't give a damn
about
his neighbors. The payback should be equal.

Then go take a dump on your neighbor's yard. THEN the payback would be
equal.

No. That would be childish and disgusting,


But killing someone's pet in order to "teach them a lesson" is not?


No more so than killing a mosquito on your arm.


Back to the "all or nothing" defense?


Dave



Dave Hall May 4th 04 12:17 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 11:46:31 -0400, DSK wrote:

Dave Hall wrote:
In order for a society to exist, there has to be a certain amount of
conformity. If everyone take the law into their own hands what would
we have?


So far, nobody has proposed "taking the law into his own hands."


Have you been paying attention? That EXACTLY what's the case here.
There is NO law of the books that I have found yet, which gives anyone
the right to shoot a neighbor's pet because they took a dump on their
lawn. Since there is no law authorizing this action, the fact that you
undertook it anyway is, by definition, "taking the law into your own
hands".


If everybody obeyed the laws about keeping their dogs out of other
people's yards, then we'd have a society where no property owner was
considering killing somebody elses dog because it was destroying his
property.


And if the dog didn't stop to take a dump, he would 've caught the
rabbit. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass on the ground.
What's your point? Why base your life on "what-if" scenarios? Deal
with reality.


If everybody obeyed the laws about not making a large wake, and/or very
loud engine noise, where it is dangerous & destructive to do so, then
far fewer people would be be convinced that motorboaters are obnoxious
oblivious jerks.


If we didn't have people who complained incessantly and loudly when
people enjoy a different form of recreation than they do, we wouldn't
clap and cat call when they fall overboard, or when some otherwise
unfortunate circumstance happens to befall them.


It's really very simple Dave. Keep reading it over and over, maybe
you'll "get" it.


I "get it" just fine. You judge everyone by your rules, your
standards, and your opinions. You have no room for any diversity in
lifestyle. You are a classic liberal. Preach tolerance, except when
the activity bothers you. Preach diversity, except when the ideas are
diametrically opposed to your own core beliefs. You believe that
"personal responsibility" means that everyone is responsible for
looking out for everyone else.

You are so far off the mark it isn't even funny.

Dave





DSK



Dave Hall May 4th 04 12:19 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.


I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave


Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such programs
would NEVER show on TV?


I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave

DSK May 4th 04 01:29 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
Dave Hall wrote:
I know a lot of facts.


Good.

... The fact that YOU fail to accept them and
instead choose to view the world through your own myopic bias does not
mean that I am wrong.


No it doesn't, but somehow you manage to be wrong pretty much all the
time anyway. Or is it just when you try to argue?

... Look it up. Find me any law which gives a
property owner the right to shoot domestic animals for simple
trespass.


That isn't the case at all. You seem determined to put your own spin on
the situation.

In most locations I've ever lived, property owners are allowed to
protect their land from desructive animals.


Put up or shut up.


Now it's big talk, eh, Dave?

If you're seriously interested, a google search on property destruction
& animals & municipal codes will probably set you straight. But I
suspect that you are only having a little hissy because your dim views
are challenged.

DSK


Doug Kanter May 4th 04 02:10 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...

There is NO law of the books that I have found yet, which gives anyone
the right to shoot a neighbor's pet because they took a dump on their
lawn.


There are thousands of townships in this country. What percentage of their
laws have you researched?



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 02:13 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave


Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such programs
would NEVER show on TV?


I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave


Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might explain to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience would be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off not
televising cases which expose those laws? I mean, let's face it: An audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 02:17 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...


An animal that destroys property can, under many circustances, be killed
by the property owner.


Those "circumstances" do not include taking a dump on the yard.


If said dump is taken in the food garden, the "circumstances" have most
certainly been met, in places where the law is written that way. But, you've
researched the local laws in every township in America, so you know better,
right?



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 02:20 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:57:18 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 13:11:54 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 15:44:29 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

I don't have a problem with you calling animal control to

complain
about a neighbor's pet and, if they feel that your complaint is
reasonable, they respond and remove the animal. I do have a

problem
with you going above the law and doing it yourself. That's the

long
and short of it.

I'm just getting the dog to the same point it will reach, but a

week
or a
month sooner.

You don't know that, and it's not your choice to make.




You might be justified in killing a neighbor's dog if that dog

attacks
you. But not if it simply craps on you lawn. It is that

fundamental
difference which you can't seem to resolve.

In either case, it's the result of a dog owner who doesn't give a

damn
about
his neighbors. The payback should be equal.

Then go take a dump on your neighbor's yard. THEN the payback would

be
equal.

No. That would be childish and disgusting,

But killing someone's pet in order to "teach them a lesson" is not?


No more so than killing a mosquito on your arm.


Back to the "all or nothing" defense?


My ex-wife's got a goldfish pond in the back yard. They grow fat and
beautiful by eating mosquitoes, among other things. To her (and me),
mosquitoes have far more intrinsic value than a destructive dog. Matter of
fact, they have more value than the dog's owner, too, who contributes
nothing of beauty.



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 04:13 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:13:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave

Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such

programs
would NEVER show on TV?

I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave


Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might explain

to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience would

be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off not
televising cases which expose those laws? I mean, let's face it: An

audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.


Doug... thiMk yourself. Who but an idiot would endlessly respond to
someone like Dave, as if they thought they had a chance of educating
him. You are becoming as big an idiot by association at this point.
Spit the hook and move on with your life.

BB


I thiMk you may be right. But....it's so easy, and so much fun to see what
he'll say next. :-)



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 05:09 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 15:13:26 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:13:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too

much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than

a
"drama".

Dave

Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such

programs
would NEVER show on TV?

I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave

Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might

explain
to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience

would
be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off

not
televising cases which expose those laws? I mean, let's face it: An

audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.


Doug... thiMk yourself. Who but an idiot would endlessly respond to
someone like Dave, as if they thought they had a chance of educating
him. You are becoming as big an idiot by association at this point.
Spit the hook and move on with your life.

BB


I thiMk you may be right. But....it's so easy, and so much fun to see

what
he'll say next. :-)


To onlookers, it's become impossible to tell which of you is the
nitwit. He's basically playing you like a fiddle. Are you really this
lonely?

BB


Silly boy. I work out of a one man office. I type around 90 words per
minute. Why not make the most of it when things are quiet?



Dave Hall May 4th 04 05:32 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:20:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Back to the "all or nothing" defense?


My ex-wife's got a goldfish pond in the back yard. They grow fat and
beautiful by eating mosquitoes, among other things. To her (and me),
mosquitoes have far more intrinsic value than a destructive dog.


That you would think such a think is enlightening in its own right.
I'd also be willing to bet that your opinion WRT dogs/mosquitos would
be at odds with the greater majority of people.


Matter of
fact, they have more value than the dog's owner, too, who contributes
nothing of beauty.


The concept of "beauty" is purely subjective. Subjectivity has no
place in a logical debate.

Dave

Doug Kanter May 4th 04 05:32 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 16:09:22 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 15:13:26 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:13:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too

much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing

than
a
"drama".

Dave

Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such
programs
would NEVER show on TV?

I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do

show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave

Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might

explain
to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience

would
be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off

not
televising cases which expose those laws? I mean, let's face it: An
audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question,

an
audience of idiots.


Doug... thiMk yourself. Who but an idiot would endlessly respond to
someone like Dave, as if they thought they had a chance of educating
him. You are becoming as big an idiot by association at this point.
Spit the hook and move on with your life.

BB

I thiMk you may be right. But....it's so easy, and so much fun to see

what
he'll say next. :-)


To onlookers, it's become impossible to tell which of you is the
nitwit. He's basically playing you like a fiddle. Are you really this
lonely?

BB


Silly boy. I work out of a one man office. I type around 90 words per
minute. Why not make the most of it when things are quiet?


So I was correct when I surmised you were very lonely. Sorry.

BB


1) What have you achieved by surmising this?
2) If this thread bothers you so much, don't look. Do you need some quick
instructions as to how to not look?



Dave Hall May 4th 04 05:34 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:10:15 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

There is NO law of the books that I have found yet, which gives anyone
the right to shoot a neighbor's pet because they took a dump on their
lawn.


There are thousands of townships in this country. What percentage of their
laws have you researched?


It only takes one to prove me wrong. And, unless it happens to be in
the town where you live, it isn't applicable.


I'm still waiting.


Dave


Doug Kanter May 4th 04 05:39 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:10:15 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

There is NO law of the books that I have found yet, which gives anyone
the right to shoot a neighbor's pet because they took a dump on their
lawn.


There are thousands of townships in this country. What percentage of

their
laws have you researched?


It only takes one to prove me wrong. And, unless it happens to be in
the town where you live, it isn't applicable.


I'm still waiting.


Dave


"There is NO law of the books that I have found yet...."

You mentioned "books". Which have you read?



Dave Hall May 4th 04 05:42 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:13:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 03 May 2004 15:55:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave

Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such programs
would NEVER show on TV?


I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave


Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might explain to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience would be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off not
televising cases which expose those laws?


So you are now championing the idea that the government should keep
the people in the dark, and media are their instruments?

With all the liberal (Insert item of the week)-rights groups around,
do you think that they would allow the press to sit on such practices?

I mean, let's face it: An audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.


So, you are also proposing that people ignore informative programming
because it is presented on the TV as its forum?


So, let me get this straight. If the "info" comes from such bastions
of credibility such as (cough...Jayson Blair) the New York Times,
it should be taken as above reproach. But if the same material is
presented on the TV, it should be automatically suspect?

You really are a man full of bias......

Dave

Dave Hall May 4th 04 05:43 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Tue, 04 May 2004 16:09:22 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


To onlookers, it's become impossible to tell which of you is the
nitwit. He's basically playing you like a fiddle. Are you really this
lonely?

BB


Silly boy. I work out of a one man office. I type around 90 words per
minute. Why not make the most of it when things are quiet?


Then maybe you should go home and clean your carpets.

Dave


Doug Kanter May 4th 04 05:44 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:20:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Back to the "all or nothing" defense?


My ex-wife's got a goldfish pond in the back yard. They grow fat and
beautiful by eating mosquitoes, among other things. To her (and me),
mosquitoes have far more intrinsic value than a destructive dog.


That you would think such a think is enlightening in its own right.
I'd also be willing to bet that your opinion WRT dogs/mosquitos would
be at odds with the greater majority of people.


Who gives a damn what other people think? Some people spend their weekends
with binoculars, watching birds. I have no problem with that. Others thing
insects are much more valuable than dogs. You pretend to have a problem with
that because it's convenient to your rapidly deflating argument.


Matter of
fact, they have more value than the dog's owner, too, who contributes
nothing of beauty.


The concept of "beauty" is purely subjective. Subjectivity has no
place in a logical debate.


In my yard, the only concept of beauty that's important is MINE.

Here's something to think about. Statement #1, below, is open to a wide
range of interpretation. You may want to suggest some possible ones. But,
tell me how many ways you can interpret #2.

1) "Things are going very badly at work lately".

2) "I have to leave for work in five minutes, but first, I want to see if
the cucumber flowers have opened since I looked at them last night".



Dave Hall May 4th 04 05:49 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 15:09:19 GMT, wrote:


Doug... thiMk yourself. Who but an idiot would endlessly respond to
someone like Dave,


And what would that "someone" be defined as?



as if they thought they had a chance of educating
him.


Oh, so I take it that you agree with Doug that a person has a right to
arbitrarily kill a neighbor's dog who takes a dump on their yard
despite the fact that the law does not give you that right?

You are also welcome to show me where this "right" is written into
the law.


You are becoming as big an idiot by association at this point.


Bigger actually. The more he twists, ducks, deflects, and builds yet
another strawman analogy, the more obvious it becomes that he's not
living in the real world.

Dave

Dave Hall May 4th 04 06:02 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 08:29:52 -0400, DSK wrote:

Dave Hall wrote:
I know a lot of facts.


Good.

... The fact that YOU fail to accept them and
instead choose to view the world through your own myopic bias does not
mean that I am wrong.


No it doesn't, but somehow you manage to be wrong pretty much all the
time anyway.



You have yet to EVER prove me wrong Doug. You might not LIKE what I
say, and you have the right to a differing opinion. But that's it.


Or is it just when you try to argue?

Lightweights like you and "your brother Doug" are entertaining to say
the least. Totally devoid of logic, and relying solely on your own
subjective viewpoints. That and 50 cents won't even win you the prize
at the county fair.



... Look it up. Find me any law which gives a
property owner the right to shoot domestic animals for simple
trespass.


That isn't the case at all. You seem determined to put your own spin on
the situation.


Have you not been paying attention at all, or is it that you lack even
the simplest comprehensive skills? You can't shoot a dog for taking a
dump on your grass. Period.

In most locations I've ever lived, property owners are allowed to
protect their land from desructive animals.


The definition of "destructive" does not extend to dropping "doggie
donuts", nor do they consider normal domestic pets to be a part of
that classification.


Put up or shut up.


Now it's big talk, eh, Dave?


I hear you clowns all trying to tell me I'm wrong yet not one of you
can point me to a place that allows such behavior.


If you're seriously interested, a google search on property destruction
& animals & municipal codes will probably set you straight.


I have, and it doesn't allow the kind of behavior that Doug originally
embraced (and you seem to be of the mind to support). And I am well
familiar with the particulars in my area, and they most certainly
don't allow it. Then there are documented court cases of people being
held civilly liable for the unauthorized killing of a neighbor's dog.
That's all I need to know.


suspect that you are only having a little hissy because your dim views
are challenged.


You have yet to mount a serious challenge. You are just throwing your
biased opinion into the ring with the other radical vigilantes.

And you wonder why the PWC operators seem to be gunning for you.....

Dave


Dave Hall May 4th 04 06:04 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:17:45 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


An animal that destroys property can, under many circustances, be killed
by the property owner.


Those "circumstances" do not include taking a dump on the yard.


If said dump is taken in the food garden, the "circumstances" have most
certainly been met, in places where the law is written that way.


Some people apply similar amounts of "dung" as natural fertilizer.
What's the difference?

Dave

Doug Kanter May 4th 04 06:10 PM

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wrote in message
...

To onlookers, it's become impossible to tell which of you is the
nitwit. He's basically playing you like a fiddle. Are you really

this
lonely?

BB

Silly boy. I work out of a one man office. I type around 90 words per
minute. Why not make the most of it when things are quiet?


So I was correct when I surmised you were very lonely. Sorry.

BB


1) What have you achieved by surmising this?
2) If this thread bothers you so much, don't look. Do you need some quick
instructions as to how to not look?


Okay, you are now officially an even bigger idiot than Dave Hall.
Mission accomplished. Good work. Give yourself a star, and an extra
cracker at snack time. I kill-filed Dave Hall a long time ago. I guess
that if you are going to insist on keeping him alive here, I'll have
to do without whatever "other" thoughts you might have had to offer
that were worthwhile.

BB


Then why did you jump into the middle of the discussion? Slow morning? Need
to win an argument?



DSK May 4th 04 06:13 PM

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Dave Hall wrote:
You have yet to EVER prove me wrong Doug.


Wrong again. I have proven you wrong every time.

For example, last time I bothered to enter a discussion with you, you
claimed to have never said other people should have to put up with your
wake. That took all of 40 seconds to repost the archived thread. And you
still didn't admit you were wrong. You NEVER admit when you are wrong.
That's why it doesn't surprise me that you keep insisting you're
right... you are simply blind & deaf to any inconvenient fact.



... Then there are documented court cases of people being
held civilly liable for the unauthorized killing of a neighbor's dog.


Let's see it.

That's all I need to know.


Ignorance is bliss, they say. Never tried it myself.

You also need to know that

1- you are responsible for your dog

2- you are responsible for your boat's wake

3- let's just toss in the idea that you *should* be responsible and
accountable for all your actions.

DSK


Doug Kanter May 4th 04 06:33 PM

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"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...

You watch courtroom dramas on television. That's already too much.

I watch televised ACTUAL court cases. A far different thing than a
"drama".

Dave

Do you suppose there might be certain types of cases that such

programs
would NEVER show on TV?

I suppose so. But how does that effect the ones that they do show?

Are you attempting more negative logic?

Dave


Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might explain

to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience would

be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off not
televising cases which expose those laws?


So you are now championing the idea that the government should keep
the people in the dark, and media are their instruments?


As of this moment, I have decided that you have either lied about your
profession (some sort of telecommunications thing, if I recall), or you're
nothing but the janitor at a phone company facility. Nobody with such
pathetic powers of deduction could possibly be competent in a technical
capacity.

Hint: None of your "Judge Judy" shows has ever, or will ever televise a case
involving the application of the RICO statutes to white collar crime. The
audience couldn't understand it. None of your legal shows will air anything
about the way the police evaluate gun permit applications in cities where
the laws are especially intricate or draconian.

Using google, I ran across an article about a guy in Utah who shot 73 deer
in one year, legally, because the law says that even though his alfalfa crop
is totally fenced, the deer were still destroying it and he can eradicate
any and all animals which do that. Do you think Judge Judy would present
such a case? Every hunter in Utah who wanted to take more than the limit
would plant 1/8 acre of alfalfa, put a fence around it, and buy another deep
freeze for the unlimited deer he could then shoot. Better for people to find
out about some regulations with a little effort on their part.

There's nothing shady going on here, Dave. The laws in most states occupy
enormous books. Your TV shows are involved only with the simplest laws, and
the ones which are likely to affect the largest number of people. Otherwise,
we would've already seen a show about NY insurance regulation #60. You know
what that is, right?



With all the liberal (Insert item of the week)-rights groups around,
do you think that they would allow the press to sit on such practices?


Yes. Evil in-house lawyers telling broadcasters what's safe to show. It's a
big secret. Wake up, Dave.


I mean, let's face it: An audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.


So, you are also proposing that people ignore informative programming
because it is presented on the TV as its forum?


That's not what I said.


So, let me get this straight. If the "info" comes from such bastions
of credibility such as (cough...Jayson Blair) the New York Times,
it should be taken as above reproach. But if the same material is
presented on the TV, it should be automatically suspect?

You really are a man full of bias......


We're talking about a half hour or one hour lightweight entertainment
program, Dave. Tell me about the most complex case you've ever seen on a
courtroom drama.



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 06:36 PM

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"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:17:45 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


An animal that destroys property can, under many circustances, be

killed
by the property owner.

Those "circumstances" do not include taking a dump on the yard.


If said dump is taken in the food garden, the "circumstances" have most
certainly been met, in places where the law is written that way.


Some people apply similar amounts of "dung" as natural fertilizer.
What's the difference?

Dave


This coming September, when I have a house again, I will visit the place
where the city cops keep their horses and I'll load the back of the pickup
with horse manure. I'll put it in the garden to prepare it for the following
spring. That's MY choice. Fouling a $150.00 pair of dress shoes with dog
crap is NOT my choice. A phone book on a bookshelf is a phone book. A phone
book placed on the floor to keep a door from closing is a doorstop. Get the
difference?



Doug Kanter May 4th 04 07:46 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 04 May 2004 17:10:00 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

wrote in message
.. .

To onlookers, it's become impossible to tell which of you is the
nitwit. He's basically playing you like a fiddle. Are you really

this
lonely?

BB

Silly boy. I work out of a one man office. I type around 90 words

per
minute. Why not make the most of it when things are quiet?


So I was correct when I surmised you were very lonely. Sorry.

BB

1) What have you achieved by surmising this?
2) If this thread bothers you so much, don't look. Do you need some

quick
instructions as to how to not look?


Okay, you are now officially an even bigger idiot than Dave Hall.
Mission accomplished. Good work. Give yourself a star, and an extra
cracker at snack time. I kill-filed Dave Hall a long time ago. I guess
that if you are going to insist on keeping him alive here, I'll have
to do without whatever "other" thoughts you might have had to offer
that were worthwhile.

BB


Then why did you jump into the middle of the discussion? Slow morning?

Need
to win an argument?


I was hoping that you might NOT be an idiot, and I might convince you
that you are chasing your tail to the detriment of the group, as well
as to the detriment of your own reputation. Apparently I was wrong, so
it's into the bozo bin for you, where you and Dave can masturbate each
other all you want without me having to keep stumbling over either of
you.

See ya!

BB


If you're stumbling over us, it's for two reasons. First, you haven't read
the instructions included with your news reader. And second, you made a
conscious effort to get involved with this thread. Idiot.



Dave Hall May 5th 04 11:58 AM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 16:39:20 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:10:15 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

There is NO law of the books that I have found yet, which gives anyone
the right to shoot a neighbor's pet because they took a dump on their
lawn.

There are thousands of townships in this country. What percentage of

their
laws have you researched?


It only takes one to prove me wrong. And, unless it happens to be in
the town where you live, it isn't applicable.


I'm still waiting.


Dave


"There is NO law of the books that I have found yet...."

You mentioned "books". Which have you read?


It's a metaphor Doug. Surely you know what they are.

Dave

Dave Hall May 5th 04 12:29 PM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
On Tue, 04 May 2004 17:33:23 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


Dave....thiMk. Do you suppose a TV producer's legal staff might explain

to
him that there are laws which permit activities that the audience would

be
better off not knowing about, and that the show would be better off not
televising cases which expose those laws?


So you are now championing the idea that the government should keep
the people in the dark, and media are their instruments?


As of this moment, I have decided that you have either lied about your
profession (some sort of telecommunications thing, if I recall), or you're
nothing but the janitor at a phone company facility. Nobody with such
pathetic powers of deduction could possibly be competent in a technical
capacity.


And your reasoning is nothing short of "helicopter theory" paranoia.
Show me some proof.


Hint: None of your "Judge Judy" shows has ever, or will ever televise a case
involving the application of the RICO statutes to white collar crime. The
audience couldn't understand it.


That may be true. But they certainly understand one neighbor shooting
another's dog, which is the subject we were talking about.


None of your legal shows will air anything
about the way the police evaluate gun permit applications in cities where
the laws are especially intricate or draconian.


There's no "entertainment value" in this. But not all legal shows are
of the "Judge Judy" variety. The stuff I watch is usually either on
Court TV, TLC, or C-Span.



Using google, I ran across an article about a guy in Utah who shot 73 deer
in one year, legally, because the law says that even though his alfalfa crop
is totally fenced, the deer were still destroying it and he can eradicate
any and all animals which do that.


But nothing about dogs? Why am I not surprised.


Do you think Judge Judy would present
such a case?


I wouldn't know, and it's not relevant.



Every hunter in Utah who wanted to take more than the limit
would plant 1/8 acre of alfalfa, put a fence around it, and buy another deep
freeze for the unlimited deer he could then shoot. Better for people to find
out about some regulations with a little effort on their part.


So you are advocating the practice of clandestine usage of legal
loopholes to your own advantage. You must be a big fan of Ken Lay.


There's nothing shady going on here, Dave.


Really? Then why hide it?


The laws in most states occupy
enormous books. Your TV shows are involved only with the simplest laws, and
the ones which are likely to affect the largest number of people.


Like people shooting their neighbor's dogs.


Otherwise,
we would've already seen a show about NY insurance regulation #60. You know
what that is, right?


You're slipping into the outer limits of reality again Doug.


With all the liberal (Insert item of the week)-rights groups around,
do you think that they would allow the press to sit on such practices?


Yes. Evil in-house lawyers telling broadcasters what's safe to show. It's a
big secret. Wake up, Dave.


Safe? What's unsafe about interesting legal cases?


I mean, let's face it: An audience
which gets its legal advice from television is, without question, an
audience of idiots.


So, you are also proposing that people ignore informative programming
because it is presented on the TV as its forum?


That's not what I said.


But it's what you implied. What do you expect someone to infer from
that statement? For further illustration, lets apply the converse
logic to that statement then:

"Any intelligent audience, gets their all their legal information from
venues other than television".

You attempted to make the connection between a person's intelligence
and the venue by which they get their information. You also make no
allowances for other sources of legal information. Because one case
was presented over the forum of TV, does not mean that the TV is the
exclusive source for all legal information.

Your statement is prejudicial.


So, let me get this straight. If the "info" comes from such bastions
of credibility such as (cough...Jayson Blair) the New York Times,
it should be taken as above reproach. But if the same material is
presented on the TV, it should be automatically suspect?

You really are a man full of bias......


We're talking about a half hour or one hour lightweight entertainment
program, Dave. Tell me about the most complex case you've ever seen on a
courtroom (production)


The O.J. Simpson trial?


drama.


That implies a contrived show edited and produced for purely
entertainment value, the truth of which is secondary. I've already
told you, the stuff I watch is done for purely educational reasons,
and are not produced with the "American Idol" mentality in mind.

Besides, you keep missing (or deliberately deflecting) the point.
Whatever your "beef" with the venue of television, while you may argue
the absence of many valid, but not particularly interesting legal
cases, the fact that the "dog case" was broadcast does seem to define
it as "interesting" from a public perspective.

You keep bringing up the things you won't see on TV court shows. Fine,
I can accept that. But this was a case which was presented. Are you
trying to build the position that the case was fallacious because it
was presented on TV?

Dave

Dave Hall May 5th 04 12:51 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 16:44:28 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:20:13 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Back to the "all or nothing" defense?

My ex-wife's got a goldfish pond in the back yard. They grow fat and
beautiful by eating mosquitoes, among other things. To her (and me),
mosquitoes have far more intrinsic value than a destructive dog.


That you would think such a think is enlightening in its own right.
I'd also be willing to bet that your opinion WRT dogs/mosquitos would
be at odds with the greater majority of people.


Who gives a damn what other people think?


It's pretty darn obvious that you don't. Otherwise you would not even
contemplate the use of deadly force against the family pet of your
neighbor, who dropped a few on you yard, and forced you to clean your
shoes.

Here's a phrase to mull over: Measured Response.


Some people spend their weekends
with binoculars, watching birds. I have no problem with that.


But you hate dogs. That makes you judgement WRT same impaired.

Others think
insects are much more valuable than dogs.


I'll bet I can count those people on the fingers of my left hand.


You pretend to have a problem with
that because it's convenient to your rapidly deflating argument.


My argument is still sound. You have made all sorts of excuses,
constructed several strawman analogies, peppered the exchange with
similarly principled, but otherwise unrelated instances, and attempted
to appeal to emotional preferences. Yet throughout it all, you have
not given ANY substantiating proof that you are legally authorized to
kill domestic pets for dumping on your yard. The burden of proof is
still on you to demonstrate that your position is legal.

I don't care how you *feel* about, how it *should* be, how
irresponsible your neighbor is, or how inept your animal control and
police personnel are. That fact is, that if you were my neighbor and
you killed my dog, you would be standing before a judge and most
likely found liable for damages, and possibly subject to animal
cruelty charges.


Matter of
fact, they have more value than the dog's owner, too, who contributes
nothing of beauty.


The concept of "beauty" is purely subjective. Subjectivity has no
place in a logical debate.


In my yard, the only concept of beauty that's important is MINE.


You can't hide from the law even on your property. You are not the
warlord of your own little fiefdom.


Here's something to think about. Statement #1, below, is open to a wide
range of interpretation. You may want to suggest some possible ones. But,
tell me how many ways you can interpret #2.

1) "Things are going very badly at work lately".

2) "I have to leave for work in five minutes, but first, I want to see if
the cucumber flowers have opened since I looked at them last night".


Relevance?

Dave


DSK May 5th 04 01:00 PM

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"There is NO law of the books that I have found yet...."

You mentioned "books". Which have you read?


Dave Hall wrote:
It's a metaphor Doug. Surely you know what they are.


translation: Dave Hall has never read a book, but he likes to refer to
them because he thinks it makes him sound smart

DSK


Dave Hall May 5th 04 01:12 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:13:15 -0400, DSK wrote:

Dave Hall wrote:
You have yet to EVER prove me wrong Doug.


Wrong again. I have proven you wrong every time.

For example, last time I bothered to enter a discussion with you, you
claimed to have never said other people should have to put up with your
wake. That took all of 40 seconds to repost the archived thread. And you
still didn't admit you were wrong. You NEVER admit when you are wrong.
That's why it doesn't surprise me that you keep insisting you're
right... you are simply blind & deaf to any inconvenient fact.


That proof of nothing. It's simply your differing opinion. I believe
that wakes and wave action are an integral part of boating. Every
boater needs to be aware of and responsible to minimize the impact of
such wakes during their normal course of boating. You, on the other
hand, seem to have the wild notion that every boater should be able to
anticipate the course and intention of every other boat on the
waterway, and should make sure that they are not producing any wake
which may potentially affect another boat (in other words, run at idle
speed all day).

You base this warped and unrealistic expectation on the rules which
restrict wakes in certain areas, and on the irresponsible behavior of
those boaters who ignore those rules.

If someone blasts through a no wake harbor and causes damage, that's
one thing. If someone is in the middle of the bay, and gets tossed
from the wake from a 65' aft cabin cruiser, or from (gasp!) a
container ship, that's a part of boating, and it's just tough breaks.

You seem to be of an "all or nothing" mentality, while I adjust
according to circumstances. You are far to literal and rigid.


... Then there are documented court cases of people being
held civilly liable for the unauthorized killing of a neighbor's dog.


Let's see it.


Watch Court TV, It may be shown again.


That's all I need to know.


Ignorance is bliss, they say. Never tried it myself.


Is it ignorance, or simply your inability to consider an opposing
viewpoint because it doesn't fit within your definition of an ideal
world?

You also need to know that

1- you are responsible for your dog


And your neighbor does NOT have the right to kill it even if the dog
gets away from you once in a while.


2- you are responsible for your boat's wake.


In the open water, you are responsible to avoid my wake, or deal with
the consequences. That's just common sense.

3- let's just toss in the idea that you *should* be responsible and
accountable for all your actions.


And you should be accountable and responsible for your LACK of action.

Some questions for you. Do you think you should be responsible because
an idiot stumbles and falls on your sidewalk? Should a car maker be
held responsible for injuries sustained in accidents? Should a gun
maker be held responsible for unsafe usage of firearms? Should you be
held responsible for actions that were clearly not precipitated by
negligence on your part?

Dave



Dave Hall May 5th 04 01:15 PM

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On Tue, 04 May 2004 17:36:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:17:45 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .


An animal that destroys property can, under many circustances, be

killed
by the property owner.

Those "circumstances" do not include taking a dump on the yard.

If said dump is taken in the food garden, the "circumstances" have most
certainly been met, in places where the law is written that way.


Some people apply similar amounts of "dung" as natural fertilizer.
What's the difference?

Dave


This coming September, when I have a house again, I will visit the place
where the city cops keep their horses and I'll load the back of the pickup
with horse manure. I'll put it in the garden to prepare it for the following
spring. That's MY choice. Fouling a $150.00 pair of dress shoes with dog
crap is NOT my choice.


So you routinely garden while wearing $150 dress shoes? And does the
"horse dung" not similarly foul them?


Dave

DSK May 5th 04 01:20 PM

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Dave Hall wrote:
That proof of nothing. It's simply your differing opinion.


Oh? It's my "differing opinio" that you denied making a statement which
was then proven that you did indeed make?

.. I believe
that wakes and wave action are an integral part of boating. Every
boater needs to be aware of and responsible to minimize the impact of
such wakes during their normal course of boating.


Ah, good. So in other words, you refrain from making wakes close to
other boats & property that might be damaged?

... You, on the other
hand, seem to have the wild notion that every boater should be able to
anticipate the course and intention of every other boat on the
waterway, and should make sure that they are not producing any wake
which may potentially affect another boat


Please quote my statement to that effect. All I said was that you area
responsible for your wake, and if your wake causes damage or injury then
*you* are liable for it.


If someone blasts through a no wake harbor and causes damage, that's
one thing. If someone is in the middle of the bay, and gets tossed
from the wake from a 65' aft cabin cruiser


If it's because that 65' cruiser, with the whole Bay to run in, passes
very close to another boat while making a large wake, then they are
responsible, and they should be held liable. Open water is not a license
to run down others, nor is it a proxy to run them under with your wake.

DSK



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