Ten Little ****** Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self, and then there were Nine.
Nine Little ****** Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself, and then there were Eight.
Eight Little ****** Boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there, and then there were Seven.
Seven Little ****** Boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves, and then there were Six.
Six Little ****** Boys playing with a hive;
A Bumble-Bee stung one, and then there were Five.
Five Little ****** Boys going in for Law;
One got in Chancery, and then there were Four.
Four Little ****** Boys going out to Sea;
A Red Herring swallowed one, and then there were Three.
Three Little ****** Boys walking in the Zoo;
The big Bear hugged one, and then there were Two;
Two Little ****** Boys sitting in the Sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was One.
One Little ****** Boy living all alone;
He got married, and then there were None
"*JimH*" wrote in message
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Mike Tyson giving his phone number. :-)

Krause,
You are one sick racist.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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Ten Little ****** Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self, and then there were Nine.
Nine Little ****** Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself, and then there were Eight.
Eight Little ****** Boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there, and then there were Seven.
Seven Little ****** Boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves, and then there were Six.
Six Little ****** Boys playing with a hive;
A Bumble-Bee stung one, and then there were Five.
Five Little ****** Boys going in for Law;
One got in Chancery, and then there were Four.
Four Little ****** Boys going out to Sea;
A Red Herring swallowed one, and then there were Three.
Three Little ****** Boys walking in the Zoo;
The big Bear hugged one, and then there were Two;
Two Little ****** Boys sitting in the Sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was One.
One Little ****** Boy living all alone;
He got married, and then there were None
"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Repeat after me:

Say "Fe-Fi-Fo"

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Now say

"Fe-Fi"

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Again, say

"Fe-Fi"

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Now say it all together

"Fe - Fi -Fo -Fe -Fi -Fe- Fi"

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Mike Tyson giving his phone number. :-)

Five Little ****** Boys going in for Law;
One got in Chancery, and then there were "Four."

Isn't that supposed to be "Fo"?

Hey Chuck, how come no complaining about the anti-Catholic joke a few
lines
earlier?
--
*****

Didn't see that one, either.

Comedy can be a very effective tool when addressing serious issues. I
wonder why Gould and Harry have failed to hear Ebonics on TV, in
movies, on
hip hop and videos and in the real world. Is it possible that they are
the
racist?


******

There is a difference between hearing it, and holding it up to ridicule
as the punch line for a joke.

Telling jokes that rely on racial stereotypes to be funny is racist-
just as using racial stereotypes for any other purpose is racist.

Question: Would this have been viewed as a racist joke by the PC
loonies if
Mike Tyson was white?

Answer: No.


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And if Mike Tyson were white, it wouldn't *be* a racist joke.

Why not tell one where ol' Rasmus gets an ass full of buckshot stealin'
wattamelon? You could defend that by pointing out you noticed a person
of color buying watermelon down at the market just the other day.

Jesse Jackson is the most famous 'racial stereotypist' of all time.


**********f

If Jesse Jackson posts a joke that relies on a racial stereotype for
humor, I'll be sure to comment as well.

Isn't that supposed to be "Fo"?


************

Not according to right wing apologist Herring and somebody else up the
thread.
They claim that the joke is simply about in individual speech
impediment, (one you believe is also shared by Jesse Jackson). :-)

On 11 Jun 2005 23:01:39 -0700, wrote:

Hey Chuck, how come no complaining about the anti-Catholic joke a few
lines
earlier?

Here, I wouldn't want you to miss it.

Probably already made the rounds by now but here goes:

Cardinal Ratzinger was not the Cardinals' first choice for Pope. That was,
interestingly, Cardinal Hans Grapje. Grapje was raised in a Catholic
school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest.
However, he was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years
co-piloting bombers until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he
lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a
chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa,
piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across
the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an
explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went
down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely
injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three
days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right
eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a
life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a
scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders felt that he should
never ascend to the Papacy. They felt that the Church would never
accept a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 21:20:43 -0400, "HarryKrause" wrote:

Ten Little ****** Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self, and then there were Nine.
Nine Little ****** Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself, and then there were Eight.
Eight Little ****** Boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there, and then there were Seven.
Seven Little ****** Boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves, and then there were Six.
Six Little ****** Boys playing with a hive;
A Bumble-Bee stung one, and then there were Five.
Five Little ****** Boys going in for Law;
One got in Chancery, and then there were Four.
Four Little ****** Boys going out to Sea;
A Red Herring swallowed one, and then there were Three.
Three Little ****** Boys walking in the Zoo;
The big Bear hugged one, and then there were Two;
Two Little ****** Boys sitting in the Sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was One.
One Little ****** Boy living all alone;
He got married, and then there were None

Sick.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."