Chris Hayes wrote:
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I dunno about Odin, but I'd love to have anal sex with Aphrodite.

To the tune of "Gimme that old time religion":

We will worship Aphrodite,
Though she's kind of wild and flighty,
She looks gorgeous in her nighty,
And she's good enough for me.

Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that REAL old time religion,
It's good enough for me.

We will worship with the Druids,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
Dancing naked in the woods,
And that's good enough for me.

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Paul T.