"PT" wrote in message
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Chris Hayes wrote:
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I dunno about Odin, but I'd love to have anal sex with Aphrodite.

To the tune of "Gimme that old time religion":

We will worship Aphrodite,
Though she's kind of wild and flighty,
She looks gorgeous in her nighty,
And she's good enough for me.

Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that REAL old time religion,
It's good enough for me.

We will worship with the Druids,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
Dancing naked in the woods,
And that's good enough for me.

There are hundreds of verses to that song.

Some of my favorites:

Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu's not his master
I refer to the unspeakable *
and that's good enough for me!

We will worship Frey and Freya,
Yao and Vesta, Lugh and Gaia,
Any more? Perun! and Maia!
That's still not enough for me!

We will sing a verse for Loki,
He's the old Norse god of Chaos,
Which is why this verse don't
rhyme or scan or nothin'
But it's good enough for me...

A good list can ge found he
http://www.ladybridget.com/mp/song_otr.html
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