Marshall Banana wrote in message ...
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"Marshall Banana" wrote in message

Between the couch cushions. In our house, it's higly probable that the
cat could have eaten them.

That's some cat. Does it attack dogs? If so, can I rent it?

Actually, yeah, he does. Not necessarily successfully, but he HATES dogs,
and his flight-or-fight instincts seem to be permanantly wired to
fight. He's definitely not a wimpy cat, unlike his sister. I wasn't
kidding about eating the spools of fishing line either, he has a fetish
for any kind of stringy stuff. Wire, dental floss, fishing line, strips
of paper from the shredder, shoelaces, rubberbands, etc. all have to be
locked away.

Dan

Sounds alot like my tom cat. When I built my house, the woods behind
had some feral cats in it, they'd **** on my porch and such. They
slowly moved away, because my watch cat would run them off of his
territory.