:-) Actually, I left her. And, I have a boat, which is 100% loyal. The
girlfriend, on the other hand, is not 100% loyal to the boat, but I'm
planning on lobotomizing her. She's agreeable to everything else, just not
the boat.

As far as the dog, cleaning up after one is too much like changing diapers.
I had enough of that. :-)


"UglyDan®©T" wrote in message
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Sorry to hear your wife left you Doug, Maybe you should get a dog, They
are known to be LOYAL you know.
Besides most women like MEN with dogs, unless of course you've come out
of the closet recently, then it really doesn't matter.
UD