Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...




A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in
America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

Calif Bill wrote:

Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to
check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I for one, hope you have cleared that up for some.....

Oil reserves will be released just as soon as all the money from those tax
rebates have been redistrubited to the oil men that rightfully deserved all
the money in the first place..... Right?....

Yep, that's the ticket..
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Calif Bill wrote:

Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to
check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that
is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I for one, hope you have cleared that up for some.....

Oil reserves will be released just as soon as all the money from those tax
rebates have been redistrubited to the oil men that rightfully deserved
all
the money in the first place..... Right?....

Yep, that's the ticket..
--
_____________m___~¿ô____m__________________


Sounds like you should have invested in oil company stocks, instead of hyped
..bomb stocks.

Calif Bill wrote:


"___m___~¿ô____m____" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:

Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody
bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that
is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I for one, hope you have cleared that up for some.....

Oil reserves will be released just as soon as all the money from those
tax rebates have been redistrubited to the oil men that rightfully
deserved
all
the money in the first place..... Right?....

Yep, that's the ticket..
--
_____________m___~¿ô____m__________________


Sounds like you should have invested in oil company stocks, instead of
hyped .bomb stocks.

I already spend my rebate on higher gas prices. It's too late to invest it
in anything now...lol
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Calif Bill wrote:


"___m___~¿ô____m____" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:

Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody
bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that
is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I for one, hope you have cleared that up for some.....

Oil reserves will be released just as soon as all the money from those
tax rebates have been redistrubited to the oil men that rightfully
deserved
all
the money in the first place..... Right?....

Yep, that's the ticket..
--
_____________m___~¿ô____m__________________


Sounds like you should have invested in oil company stocks, instead of
hyped .bomb stocks.

I already spend my rebate on higher gas prices. It's too late to invest it
in anything now...lol
I spent it.....Getting late. Good night.
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Bill,
In the future please post a warning! That just cost me a keyboard. :-)
Paul

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...




A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in
America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

"Paul Schilter" paulschilter@comcast,dot,net wrote in message
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Bill,
In the future please post a warning! That just cost me a keyboard. :-)
Paul

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
link.net...
Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...




A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in
America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to
check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that
is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.





Sorry. Me bad.
Bill