Bill,
In the future please post a warning! That just cost me a keyboard. :-)
Paul

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...




A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in
America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.