Calif Bill wrote:

Subject: FW: Oil Shortage Explained...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in America. Well, there's a very simple answer......Nobody bothered to
check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I for one, hope you have cleared that up for some.....

Oil reserves will be released just as soon as all the money from those tax
rebates have been redistrubited to the oil men that rightfully deserved all
the money in the first place..... Right?....

Yep, that's the ticket..
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