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The real ME April 16th 05 01:44 PM

The best part about this "Zimmerman" like Lobster boat is it's "get home"
power supply, just in case the main engine fails. It's is a very nice
option.


"alex" wrote in message
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tell me.....what are the drivetrain specs. on a zimmerman 36???




JimH April 16th 05 01:53 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
The best part about this "Zimmerman" like Lobster boat is it's "get home"
power supply, just in case the main engine fails. It's is a very nice
option.


"alex" wrote in message
...
tell me.....what are the drivetrain specs. on a zimmerman 36???




The boat also mysteriously disappears whenever he is asked about it's
location. Yesterday he said this:

"Better hurry, though. She'll set to be splashed any day now and then run
down to Solomons Island."

Notice the use of the words "any day now". If you were to go there today to
look for it his excuse would be that she was put in yesterday.

Folks know the exact date their boat is going in.

The ever elusive custom made 36 foot lobster boat. How absolutely
hysterical.




The real ME April 16th 05 02:47 PM

Think how my gas he could afford if he accepted the $40,000 bet to prove
ownership. He jumped through hoops to prove he owns the 26' Parker.


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"The real ME" wrote in message
...
The best part about this "Zimmerman" like Lobster boat is it's "get home"
power supply, just in case the main engine fails. It's is a very nice
option.


"alex" wrote in message
...
tell me.....what are the drivetrain specs. on a zimmerman 36???




The boat also mysteriously disappears whenever he is asked about it's
location. Yesterday he said this:

"Better hurry, though. She'll set to be splashed any day now and then run
down to Solomons Island."

Notice the use of the words "any day now". If you were to go there today
to look for it his excuse would be that she was put in yesterday.

Folks know the exact date their boat is going in.

The ever elusive custom made 36 foot lobster boat. How absolutely
hysterical.






JimH April 16th 05 02:57 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
Think how my gas he could afford if he accepted the $40,000 bet to prove
ownership. He jumped through hoops to prove he owns the 26' Parker.


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"The real ME" wrote in message
...
The best part about this "Zimmerman" like Lobster boat is it's "get
home" power supply, just in case the main engine fails. It's is a very
nice option.


"alex" wrote in message
...
tell me.....what are the drivetrain specs. on a zimmerman 36???




The boat also mysteriously disappears whenever he is asked about it's
location. Yesterday he said this:

"Better hurry, though. She'll set to be splashed any day now and then run
down to Solomons Island."

Notice the use of the words "any day now". If you were to go there today
to look for it his excuse would be that she was put in yesterday.

Folks know the exact date their boat is going in.

The ever elusive custom made 36 foot lobster boat.




Yep. And that is exactly what makes his stories so absolutely funny to
read. Sort of like waking up and reading the comics section of rec.boats to
a cup of coffee.




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