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The real ME April 15th 05 03:34 PM

Harry,

You do understand the bet.

If you do not provide proof that this is your boat, you will owe me $10,000.
If you agree, I will have my agent, JimH come down your way to pick up my
money.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
The real ME wrote:
Harry,

For $500 I will take you for a spin on my boat. I also will pay $10,000
just to see your Lobster Boat and documents. Now talk to me about who is
so insecure that they need to fabricate NG lies.



Right now, my boat's awaiting its turn for unwrapping, prep and launch at
the largest marina in the Deale, Maryland, area. The boat has dark
hullsides, a light-colored house and a small flying bridge. It's the only
boat that looks it right now in that immediate area, and the type of boat
it is is incorporated into its name on the stern, which is mostly
unwrapped.

Email me specifics (Name, address, telephone number, auto and auto
license plate number) and I'll verify them and forward to you the location
of the entrance to the yard. Once you arrive, my designee will collect the
cash from you (no checks), give you 60 seconds to look over the papers,
and take you to the boat. You'll have 60 seconds to walk around it until
you are escorted out of the yard. Better hurry, though. She'll set to be
splashed any day now and then run down to Solomons Island.

Go for it, buttwiper...or put on two pairs of rubber gloves and forever
hold your piece.

As for a spin on your boat, I'll pass.




P.Fritz April 15th 05 03:45 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
Harry,

For $500 I will take you for a spin on my boat. I also will pay $10,000
just to see your Lobster Boat and documents. Now talk to me about who is
so insecure that they need to fabricate NG lies.



poor harry.......jealousy is just eating away at him





"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
The real ME wrote:
Harry,

Since I do not post OT political trolls, but only highlight your
foolishness when you make OT trolls, how can I be here to disrupt the
NG. You have already carried that thread into the gutter before I
respond. You are just upset because all of my posts directed towards you
are true and factually correct.



You're never going to make a dollar "interpreting" my thoughts or
feelings, bozo.

I think you're a horse's ass. In most of your posts, you're simply
playing people. You've also posted here with literally dozens of
different IDs in order to see how much of a mess you could make in here.
You're just another heavy-breathing drooler, just like Hertvik, Fritz,
Robbins, Netsock, et al. The only difference between you and Tuuk is that
your language skills are a little better.

You ought to read carefully the responses to "Why do boats sink." When
you get a boat, you'll be able to avoid the problem.






Netsock April 15th 05 04:25 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
Harry,

You do understand the bet.

If you do not provide proof that this is your boat, you will owe me

$10,000.
If you agree, I will have my agent, JimH come down your way to pick up my
money.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
The real ME wrote:
Harry,

For $500 I will take you for a spin on my boat. I also will pay

$10,000
just to see your Lobster Boat and documents. Now talk to me about who

is
so insecure that they need to fabricate NG lies.



Right now, my boat's awaiting its turn for unwrapping, prep and launch

at
the largest marina in the Deale, Maryland, area.


Right, right...would that be the Zimmerman, or the Donzi?

The boat has dark
hullsides, a light-colored house and a small flying bridge. It's the

only
boat that looks it right now in that immediate area, and the type of

boat
it is is incorporated into its name on the stern, which is mostly
unwrapped.


He must have spotted someone elses boat. He has passed other peoples boats
off as his in the past.

Email me specifics (Name, address, telephone number, auto and auto
license plate number) and I'll verify them and forward to you the

location
of the entrance to the yard. Once you arrive, my designee will collect

the
cash from you (no checks), give you 60 seconds to look over the papers,
and take you to the boat. You'll have 60 seconds to walk around it until
you are escorted out of the yard.


LOL! Some strangers boat, with the papers Krause fabricated, and him not
even present.

What an idiot...

Better hurry, though. She'll set to be
splashed any day now and then run down to Solomons Island.


Right, right. Can I do it next week? I'm going up on the next space shuttle,
and will be tied up in the space station all summer. ;)

What a maroon... [huge grin]




Don White April 15th 05 05:05 PM

The real ME wrote:
Harry,

You do understand the bet.

If you do not provide proof that this is your boat, you will owe me $10,000.
If you agree, I will have my agent, JimH come down your way to pick up my
money.


Do you think that's wise? JimH has proven time and again that he's
unreliable and either a 'natural born liar' or he has some condition
that causes him to lose touch with reality. So you can pity or despise
him....just don't let him hold your money.(IMHO)

The real ME April 15th 05 05:09 PM

Just as I thought, I see you are running scared.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
The real ME wrote:
Harry,

You do understand the bet.

If you do not provide proof that this is your boat, you will owe me
$10,000. If you agree, I will have my agent, JimH come down your way to
pick up my money.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

The real ME wrote:

Harry,

For $500 I will take you for a spin on my boat. I also will pay $10,000
just to see your Lobster Boat and documents. Now talk to me about who
is so insecure that they need to fabricate NG lies.



You made an offer, you did not propose a bet.
I accepted your offer.

This is what you offered:

"I also will pay $10,000 just to see your Lobster Boat and documents."


My terms in response to your offer were thusly stated:

"Email me specifics (Name, address, telephone number, auto and auto
license plate number) and I'll verify them and forward to you the location
of the entrance to the yard. Once you arrive, my designee will collect the
cash from you (no checks), give you 60 seconds to look over the papers,
and take you to the boat. You'll have 60 seconds to walk around it until
you are escorted out of the yard. Better hurry, though. She'll set to be
splashed any day now and then run down to Solomons Island."


You did not mention a "bet" in your original offer, which I accepted on a
reasonable basis. *Now* you want to make your offer a bet?

Foch off.

Your mouth is making promises your wallet cannot keep.

And you want your alter ego, Hertvik, involved?

Double foch off.

Go play with your boy Tuuk.




The real ME April 15th 05 05:30 PM

Harry,

It is good to see you are not dumb enough to accept a bet that you own a
Lobster Boat, your wife would be ****ed if you lost $10,000. I dangled the
bait concerning $10,000 because I knew if you thought you had nothing to
lose, you would jump on it. As soon as you realized you had to prove proof
of ownership, you jumped shipped.

It is so funny to watch you backpeddle.

PS - I am willing to accept a $10,000 bet that you wife does not have a MD
and PHD degree. PS - the Maryland AMA does not have your wife listed as a
member.

Here is an easy way to make $20,000, but of course you can not accept the
bet, because you would lose the bet.

The only difference between you and Basskisser is at he is smart enough to
know when looks like a fool.






"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
The real ME wrote:
Just as I thought, I see you are running scared.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

The real ME wrote:

Harry,

You do understand the bet.

If you do not provide proof that this is your boat, you will owe me
$10,000. If you agree, I will have my agent, JimH come down your way to
pick up my money.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...


The real ME wrote:


Harry,

For $500 I will take you for a spin on my boat. I also will pay
$10,000 just to see your Lobster Boat and documents. Now talk to me
about who is so insecure that they need to fabricate NG lies.


You made an offer, you did not propose a bet.
I accepted your offer.

This is what you offered:

"I also will pay $10,000 just to see your Lobster Boat and documents."


My terms in response to your offer were thusly stated:

"Email me specifics (Name, address, telephone number, auto and auto
license plate number) and I'll verify them and forward to you the
location of the entrance to the yard. Once you arrive, my designee will
collect the cash from you (no checks), give you 60 seconds to look over
the papers, and take you to the boat. You'll have 60 seconds to walk
around it until you are escorted out of the yard. Better hurry, though.
She'll set to be splashed any day now and then run down to Solomons
Island."


You did not mention a "bet" in your original offer, which I accepted on a
reasonable basis. *Now* you want to make your offer a bet?

Foch off.

Your mouth is making promises your wallet cannot keep.

And you want your alter ego, Hertvik, involved?

Double foch off.

Go play with your boy Tuuk.





I'm running scared? I accepted your offer *as* you made it.
AFTER I accepted your offer, you realized what you had done,
and tried to turn your offer into a BET.

Go play with Tuuk and Hertvik.
And keep backpedaling.




Netsock April 15th 05 05:35 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
...
JimH has proven time and again that he's
unreliable and either a 'natural born liar'


[snip]

You're kidding us, right Don?

Nobody, absolutely nobody, lies here as much as our boatless koward
Krause...period.

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



Netsock April 15th 05 05:39 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
Just as I thought, I see you are running scared.


Yup, he's a pathetic coward on top of being boatless liar. And sort of a
dim-witted one to boot.

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



JimH April 15th 05 05:43 PM


"Netsock" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
JimH has proven time and again that he's
unreliable and either a 'natural born liar'


[snip]

You're kidding us, right Don?

Nobody, absolutely nobody, lies here as much as our boatless koward
Krause...period.

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



Milquetoast Donny is upset since I reminded him last night that he needs to
get his head out of Krause's ass every so often.

Krause and Donny. They deserve each other.




Netsock April 15th 05 05:46 PM


"The real ME" wrote in message
...
Harry,

It is good to see you are not dumb enough to accept a bet that you own a
Lobster Boat, your wife would be ****ed if you lost $10,000. I dangled

the
bait concerning $10,000 because I knew if you thought you had nothing to
lose, you would jump on it. As soon as you realized you had to prove

proof
of ownership, you jumped shipped.


Exactly. Ten grand is probably about half his yearly salary too. Im sure he
has never even seen that much money, let alone, be able to get a hold of it.

It is so funny to watch you backpeddle.


Yeah, but it does get old. Especially since he is not bright enough to see
how ridiculous he really is.

PS - I am willing to accept a $10,000 bet that you wife does not have a MD
and PHD degree. PS - the Maryland AMA does not have your wife listed as a
member.


Ill double that bet. Just more of his lies.

Here is an easy way to make $20,000, but of course you can not accept the
bet, because you would lose the bet.


Its now up to 40K.

The only difference between you and Basskisser is at he is smart enough to
know when looks like a fool.


LOL! Aint that the truth!

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/




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