"Terry Spragg" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
This may be a stretch, but I think I can imply from your comment that if
I
can knock jetski slobs off their craft, I can run them over. :-)

No, no, you can't "knock [them -tks] off" with your boat, you must
use something like the Poop cannon holding tank evacuation device to
blow them off, then throw then a bunch of biodegradable T.P., then
you can sail over them over in the confusion, all by accident, of
course.

The undeniable truth we must face is that PWCs will not slice up
manatees like a prop would. They may, however give the manatees huge
linear hickies.

Do you think that would raise their social standing with other
manatees, like the kids seem to think publicly displayed hickies do?

I think the hickies might cause a drop in their population. Think about it:

Mrs Manatee: Hmmm....what's that mark on your neck?
Mr. Manatee: Umm...I ran into a door.
Mrs. Manatee: Yeah right. You can sleep over by that big oyster for the next
month or three, you *******!