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"K. Smith" wrote in message ...
jps wrote: In article c3dhc2g=.e44bcefae58614b10c6a445848c5998e@ 1077628146.nulluser.com, says... MadDogDave wrote: I Am Back Because I Cannot Be Kept Out of the Library! You're too sophisticated and subtle for this crowd of droolers... I think there's at least a dozen people here who are bright and open- minded enough to truly appreciate MDD's perspective. On a slow night in a comedy club that's a pretty good crowd. jps You two are sickos you really are, we all know MDD is harry, so just go away. K I can just see old, wrinkled Karen, drunk as usual, her mental condition so skewed that every time she sees a post from Harry, or JPS, she goes into a drunken rage, spitting on her monitor as she rants aloud while typing. I certainly hope you get professional help soon, Karen. |
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John H wrote in message . ..
On 25 Feb 2004 11:26:44 -0800, (basskisser) wrote: "K. Smith" wrote in message ... jps wrote: In article c3dhc2g=.e44bcefae58614b10c6a445848c5998e@ 1077628146.nulluser.com, says... MadDogDave wrote: I Am Back Because I Cannot Be Kept Out of the Library! You're too sophisticated and subtle for this crowd of droolers... I think there's at least a dozen people here who are bright and open- minded enough to truly appreciate MDD's perspective. On a slow night in a comedy club that's a pretty good crowd. jps You two are sickos you really are, we all know MDD is harry, so just go away. K I can just see old, wrinkled Karen, drunk as usual, her mental condition so skewed that every time she sees a post from Harry, or JPS, she goes into a drunken rage, spitting on her monitor as she rants aloud while typing. I certainly hope you get professional help soon, Karen. Now you're getting the idea, b'asskisser. Ask yourself, "WWHD?" Then post what he would, or did. Good job. John H My God you are stupid, John. What was the name of that person you spoke with at Yamaha, U.S.A.?? |
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basskisser wrote: My God you are stupid, John. What was the name of that person you spoke with at Yamaha, U.S.A.?? OK, OK, you wore me down. I'll tell you. See, I know because John H. told me who she was. I emailed him and we agreed to meet at a neutral area in Maryland. I can't tell you exactly where because we had to be careful of krause due to his left-wing extremism. Never know when he'll try to organize. John and I worked out a secret code to signal each other. We both brought a bass along. At a pre-determined time, we pulled the bass out and began kissing the ass of the bass. (Get it? b'ass-kisser? Thought you'd like that!) I kinda thought John took too readily to kissing the bass's ass, but that another story. (Joe Parson: Did I punctuate that right:"bass's ass"? Will krause agree with you?) Anyways, after clenching my buttocks and checking the street for any bloated hot air bags but not seeing krause, I kept a sharp eye out for gould attack doggies while John handed off to me a the name of the woman. John wrote it on the back of a old school hall pass. Her name was Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie |
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Charles wrote in message ...
basskisser wrote: My God you are stupid, John. What was the name of that person you spoke with at Yamaha, U.S.A.?? OK, OK, you wore me down. I'll tell you. See, I know because John H. told me who she was. I emailed him and we agreed to meet at a neutral area in Maryland. I can't tell you exactly where because we had to be careful of krause due to his left-wing extremism. Never know when he'll try to organize. John and I worked out a secret code to signal each other. We both brought a bass along. At a pre-determined time, we pulled the bass out and began kissing the ass of the bass. (Get it? b'ass-kisser? Thought you'd like that!) I kinda thought John took too readily to kissing the bass's ass, but that another story. (Joe Parson: Did I punctuate that right:"bass's ass"? Will krause agree with you?) Anyways, after clenching my buttocks and checking the street for any bloated hot air bags but not seeing krause, I kept a sharp eye out for gould attack doggies while John handed off to me a the name of the woman. John wrote it on the back of a old school hall pass. Her name was Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? |
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John H wrote in message ... Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? We'll have to wait until mid-April when the season starts. Oh, sorry about having to pass messages through b'asskisser's posts, but you understand. John H You and Charlie are getting way too cosy...remember...this is a family show. |
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