I saw this on another forum and laughed. It definitely makes a point!

Butch Ammon

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and
told him to come to his factory to apply for a job. He then took twenty dollars
out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person,
he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket
and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the
homeless person five.

In article ,
123 says...
I saw this on another forum and laughed. It definitely makes a point!

Butch Ammon

===================cut 'n paste======================
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and
told him to come to his factory to apply for a job. He then took twenty dollars
out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person,
he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket
and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the
homeless person five.

Your stereotypes don't fit reality.

I'm a yellow dog Democrat and I would advise him to get a job. I'm also
the factory owner but homeless people aren't likely to work there
because it requires an education and training.

Your Republican would now advise the homeless person to move to Nogales,
Mexico or Bangalore, India if he's looking for work.

"jps" wrote in message
...
In article ,
123 says...
I saw this on another forum and laughed. It definitely makes a point!

Butch Ammon

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came
to a
homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business
card and
told him to come to his factory to apply for a job. He then took twenty
dollars
out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person,
he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's
pocket
and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave
the
homeless person five.

Your stereotypes don't fit reality.

I'm a yellow dog Democrat and I would advise him to get a job. I'm also
the factory owner but homeless people aren't likely to work there
because it requires an education and training.

Your Republican would now advise the homeless person to move to Nogales,
Mexico or Bangalore, India if he's looking for work.

This Republican would offer the man my frequent flier miles so he wouldn't
have to buy a ticket, either.

See, we're not all heartless.

Your stereotypes don't fit reality.

I'm a yellow dog Democrat and I would advise him to get a job. I'm also
the factory owner but homeless people aren't likely to work there
because it requires an education and training.

Your Republican would now advise the homeless person to move to Nogales,
Mexico or Bangalore, India if he's looking for work.

This Republican would offer the man my frequent flier miles so he wouldn't
have to buy a ticket, either.

See, we're not all heartless.


Excellent point, Doc! Hehehehee....

Butch Ammon

Harry Krause wrote:

There's a real issue facing the Republican Party, and that is its
control by the lunatic fringe evangelical conservative "Christians,"
those whose beliefs are really, truly bizarre and whose behavior is
dictated by these beliefs.

It's called morality krause, and yes the thought of having morals is
bizarre to you.

-- Charlie


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What's sad is that you really truly believe bull**** like this, and it
permeates your life.


Ouch....

It was a joke! You know what a joke is, right? Ha ha ha.... Hee hee hee...
It's all supposed to be fun, right?

My God, you definitely can get bitter and angry when you don't appreciate
something!

Relax, okay? Things are not THAT bad!

Butch Ammon

On 10 Feb 2004 16:48:39 GMT, 123 (Butch Ammon) wrote:

I saw this on another forum and laughed. It definitely makes a point!

Butch Ammon

===================cut 'n paste======================
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and
told him to come to his factory to apply for a job. He then took twenty dollars
out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person,
he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket
and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the
homeless person five.

This is why I cast my vote for Al Sharpton today. Hopefully, many of
you, living in Virginia, did the same thing.

I just love ****ing off Wes Clark, one of Harry's beloved military
heroes.

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

Butch Ammon wrote:

I saw this on another forum and laughed.

If you like political jokes, here's one with a bit of truth.


DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So what?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a
man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from
your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you
for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and
are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately
they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in
the hospital.

IRAQIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go in hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.


POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the
best-looking cow.

NEW YORK CORPORATION

You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
some fat cow from Arkansas.

CALIFORNIA HAPPY COWS

Crowd herd of happy fun loving cows into a small dirt lot.
Feed cows weeds.
Hire Hollywood to show commercial of HAPPY COWS in green pastures.
Smoke weed left over from cow feeding.
Make millions selling "HAPPY MILK.

"DSK" wrote in message
...


AMERICAN CORPORATION

(snip)

You are
surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and
are reducing expenses.

LOL. I heard this before, but I really like that one.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message

There's a real issue facing the Republican Party, and that is its
control by the lunatic fringe evangelical conservative "Christians,"
those whose beliefs are really, truly bizarre and whose behavior is
dictated by these beliefs.


you interchangeable drivel is easily reversed, and more easily
disregarded... :-)

There's a real issue facing the Democrat Party, and that is its
control by the lunatic socialist fringe, whose beliefs are really, truly
bizarre, yet thoroughly discredited, and whose behavior is dictated by these
beliefs.