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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner) wrote: You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is because of the secret energy fields under the sea. So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an umbrella help? Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids strikes. Later, Tom Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all things extraterrestial. Stella |
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Black Dog wrote: Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner) wrote: You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is because of the secret energy fields under the sea. So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an umbrella help? Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids strikes. Later, Tom Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all things extraterrestial. Stella You left out something. The Aluminum foil hat MUST be pyramidal. |
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