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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner)
wrote:

You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea.

So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
umbrella help?

Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
strikes.

Later,

Tom

Funny thread. Even more amusing than some of the political ones. ;-)