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JimH February 14th 05 07:14 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
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JimH wrote:
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Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union member,

which
does
not
please a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
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true;"
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true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a

much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a ballpoint
pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union buys,

it
is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who
produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would write a
few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I don't
think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just

like
the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like
unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you are
worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid.

Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='phone numbers'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a

please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if they
are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them
anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I see.

No
wonder
unions are dying.

JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here

before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even have Harry

read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people

underpaid.
Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names and

phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if

they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you

can tell
them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union* workers

are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

You really are the King. Long live the King.


Hmm, so I take it that you don't understand WHY I asked whether you
knew any union workers? Really? You honestly don't get it??
HEHE!!!!!!!!!! And you have the audacity to call me an
idiot......WHEW!!!!!!!


Yes, you are indeed an idiot....and a *Class A* one at that.



basskisser February 14th 05 07:41 PM


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union member,

which
does
not
please a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='me too'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return

true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return

true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a

much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a

ballpoint
pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union

buys,
it
is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who
produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would

write a
few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I

don't
think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just

like
the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like
unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you

are
worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid.

Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a


href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a


href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='phone numbers'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a

please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if

they
are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them
anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I

see.
No
wonder
unions are dying.

JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here

before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even have

Harry
read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people

underpaid.
Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names and

phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if

they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you

can tell
them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union*

workers
are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

You really are the King. Long live the King.


Hmm, so I take it that you don't understand WHY I asked whether you
knew any union workers? Really? You honestly don't get it??
HEHE!!!!!!!!!! And you have the audacity to call me an
idiot......WHEW!!!!!!!


Yes, you are indeed an idiot....and a *Class A* one at that.



I love it!!!! Because YOU don't GET something, then someone else is an
idiot??!!!!!!!!!!


hkrause February 14th 05 07:45 PM

Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am beginning to
think you suffer from FAS.


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union member, which
does
not
please a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='me too'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return

true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a ballpoint

pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union buys, it

is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who

produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would write a

few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I don't

think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just like

the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like

unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you are

worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid. Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='phone numbers'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if they

are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them

anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I see. No

wonder
unions are dying.


JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....




basskisser February 14th 05 07:48 PM


hkrause wrote:
Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am beginning

to
think you suffer from FAS.


Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where I said that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


JimH February 14th 05 07:56 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

hkrause wrote:
Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am beginning

to
think you suffer from FAS.


Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where I said that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


So you must think they are overpaid. I agree.



P.Fritz February 14th 05 08:07 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union member,

which
does
not
please a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='me too'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return

true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a

much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a ballpoint
pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union buys,

it
is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who
produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would write a
few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I don't
think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just

like
the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like
unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you are
worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid.

Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='phone numbers'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a

please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if they
are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them
anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I see.

No
wonder
unions are dying.

JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here

before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even have Harry

read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people

underpaid.
Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names and

phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if

they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you

can tell
them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union* workers

are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

You really are the King. Long live the King.


Hmm, so I take it that you don't understand WHY I asked whether you
knew any union workers? Really? You honestly don't get it??
HEHE!!!!!!!!!! And you have the audacity to call me an
idiot......WHEW!!!!!!!


Yes, you are indeed an idiot....and a *Class A* one at that.


Class AAA......after all, he is the "King"






basskisser February 14th 05 08:16 PM


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

hkrause wrote:
Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am

beginning
to
think you suffer from FAS.


Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where I said

that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


So you must think they are overpaid. I agree.


JJJEEEEZZZ......can you even read??? Look above, Jim, I said, "are, or
aren't for that matter, underpaid". Now read it slow.....again....and
again....until you get it. I NEVER said they are "overpaid".


basskisser February 14th 05 08:17 PM


P.Fritz wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
...

"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union

member,
which
does
not
please a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a
href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20too"
onmouseover="window.status='me too'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return

true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a';
return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"me too/a
much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a

ballpoint
pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union

buys,
it
is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who
produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would

write a
few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I

don't
think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just
like
the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like
unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you

are
worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people

underpaid.
Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a


href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=phone%20numbers"
onmouseover="window.status='phone numbers'; return true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a'; return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a';

return
true;"
onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;"phone numbers/a
please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if

they
are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them
anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I

see.
No
wonder
unions are dying.

JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here
before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even have

Harry
read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people
underpaid.
Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names and
phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if
they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and

you
can tell
them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union*

workers
are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

You really are the King. Long live the King.

Hmm, so I take it that you don't understand WHY I asked whether

you
knew any union workers? Really? You honestly don't get it??
HEHE!!!!!!!!!! And you have the audacity to call me an
idiot......WHEW!!!!!!!


Yes, you are indeed an idiot....and a *Class A* one at that.


Class AAA......after all, he is the "King"

You are truly ignorant, Fritz, I never said whether or not they are or
are not underpaid, or overpaid. You and Jim have serious comprehension
problems. Also, Fritz, did your wife send you a picture of her and her
new lover to you
for Valentines Day? I'm sure he's at least a real man, instead of a
slanderous, name calling, childish human.


JimH February 14th 05 09:27 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

hkrause wrote:
Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am

beginning
to
think you suffer from FAS.

Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where I said

that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


So you must think they are overpaid. I agree.


JJJEEEEZZZ......can you even read??? Look above, Jim, I said, "are, or
aren't for that matter, underpaid". Now read it slow.....again....and
again....until you get it. I NEVER said they are "overpaid".


So they are underpaid?



alias February 14th 05 09:42 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

hkrause wrote:
Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really am

beginning
to
think you suffer from FAS.

Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where I said

that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


So you must think they are overpaid. I agree.


JJJEEEEZZZ......can you even read??? Look above, Jim, I said, "are, or
aren't for that matter, underpaid". Now read it slow.....again....and
again....until you get it. I NEVER said they are "overpaid".


So they are underpaid?


Well, asslicker is certainly overpaid........judging from the amount of time
he spents posting just this NG.






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