"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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As the old lady said: "Where's the beef?"

Syria.



Before they're done interrogating Saddam, he'll be telling the inquisitors
that
the weapons are anywhere (and everywhere) they want them to be.

Funny how we had to capture Saddam and subject him to sleep deprivation
(admitted) and possibly other "techniques" just hoping against hope that
he'll
say someting to "unlie" all the bsWMD justifications we were fed this time
last
year.

Even is SH never mumbles a word, how would we know? With no weapons to be
found, Bush administration could announce that SH confessed to shipping
them
all to Ft. Lauderdale.

Then bomb Ft. Lauderdale. There's nothing but a bunch of non-chad-punching
Democrats over there anyhow.