"Eisboch" wrote in message
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 05:55:14 -0500, Eisboch
wrote:


gizmo wrote:

its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to have another poster with your problem. He solved it by
simply sitting in it, singing "YO HO HO and a bottle of Rum", while it
was permanently parked on a trailer in his driveway.

He finally sold the boat after the trailer tires went flat.

Are you from Kansas by any chance?


Where the wind comes whipping 'cross the plains?

Oh wait, that's Oklahoma.

My bad.

Later,

Tom

Our departed poster developed a water phobia after being caught in a
sudden, overnight hurricane that totally evaded the National Weather
Service. He survived 30 foot seas in his 20 something foot Bayliner
Yacht, but it left an emotional scar.

That's nothing. I was out in my yard yesterday and a leaf fell out of a tree
and went down the back of my shirt.