gizmo wrote:
its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to have another poster with your problem. He solved it by
simply sitting in it, singing "YO HO HO and a bottle of Rum", while it
was permanently parked on a trailer in his driveway.

He finally sold the boat after the trailer tires went flat.

Are you from Kansas by any chance?

Eisboch