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Idiot rubbernecking boaters...
I was just watching the news before heading out to the marina and
there was a story about the Great White that is visiting Senator Kerry's island off Nantucket. They had pictures of three idiots, in a 17 foot Boston Whaler Sport, pulling up next to the shark and one freakin' idiot - you will love this, TRIED TO PET THE SHARK!!!!! Honest to god, the bozo leaned OUT of the boat, over the side and tried to pet the shark. The shark was getting ****ed too as the boat had it pinned between it and the shore. The only thing that would have made the story better is if the shark came up out of the water, grabbed the idiot and had a leisurely lunch. These things can leap to amazing heights you know. Take care. Tom "The beatings will stop when morale improves." E. Teach, 1717 |
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... I was just watching the news before heading out to the marina and there was a story about the Great White that is visiting Senator Kerry's island off Nantucket. They had pictures of three idiots, in a 17 foot Boston Whaler Sport, pulling up next to the shark and one freakin' idiot - you will love this, TRIED TO PET THE SHARK!!!!! Honest to god, the bozo leaned OUT of the boat, over the side and tried to pet the shark. The shark was getting ****ed too as the boat had it pinned between it and the shore. The only thing that would have made the story better is if the shark came up out of the water, grabbed the idiot and had a leisurely lunch. These things can leap to amazing heights you know. Take care. Tom That reminds me of the killer whale playing around in a harbout out british Columbia way. The thing stays close to shore and plays with the boaters. Some people do pet it. |
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tom shares:
-The only thing that would have made the story better is if the shark came up out of the water, grabbed the idiot and had a leisurely lunch. These things can leap to amazing heights you know.- Bilge- I was on the SS Curtiss on an exercise with Marine Air Wingers anchored off San Clemente Island back in the late 80's. The lads got "shot in the ass" with fishing from our stern. One afternoon they hooked into a sand shark about 3.5-4 feet long, and managed to haul it aboard, despite the 30 foot freeboard. So every one of them "farmboys" came crowding around to see this critter...the circle got tighter and tighter, the shark starts spinning around and around. I took in the scene and declared: "Umm, you gentlemen DO realize that this thing is scared and ****ed and has TEETH"? Just as I said "teeth", the shark got the chain leader in it's mouth, chomped down, and you could hear it's teeth breaking and snapping on the links of the chain. You never so many Marines make a "tactical withdrawal" so quickly. I s'pose someone doinked it a few times with a fire axe...couldn't hang around for the epilogue, had to go on watch. Regards; Mutiny is a Management Tool Select Your Tattoo while Sober |
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