Also Sprach Doug Kanter :

Have the airport "security" folks asked you eat one of those frozen hot
dogs, like the way at least one woman has been told to prove that bottles of
breast milk weren't actually a liquid explosive?

Nope. Nor have they put up a fuss over the fresh salmon I bring to
NY. (NY may have bagels, but you can't buy decent salmon there to save
your life)



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Haiku to my shower:

Rinse for ten minutes.
I still have soap in my hair.
Low flow shower head.