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Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.

--
Bozo Bin resuscitated...John Herring in there, along with Bert Robbins,
452471atgmail.com, Just-AN-Asshole, Evangelical Tim, and Gunboy Alex.
Oh, if you are in the Bozo Bin, it is because you are only here to
insult or your posts lack wit or you are deadly dull, or a combination.
In Just-AN-Asshole's case, it is all three.
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Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.

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On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.


He probably saw it on Grindr
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On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.

He probably saw it on Grindr



Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!
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On 12/16/20 3:57 PM, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.

He probably saw it on Grindr



Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!


What do you think he hauls around in that RV of his?

--
Bozo Bin resuscitated...John Herring in there, along with Bert Robbins,
452471atgmail.com, Just-AN-Asshole, Evangelical Tim, and Gunboy Alex.
Oh, if you are in the Bozo Bin, it is because you are only here to
insult or your posts lack wit or you are deadly dull, or a combination.
In Just-AN-Asshole's case, it is all three.


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True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.

He probably saw it on Grindr



Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!


Bootlicker.

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On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 12:57:24 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Sze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and theyve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18 light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.

He probably saw it on Grindr



Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!


Donnie, do you know what a 'sycophant' is?

https://www.slideserve.com/yetty/syc...-by-faith-harp

Learn something new.
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Freedom Isn't Free!
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On 12/16/20 6:45 PM, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.
He probably saw it on Grindr



Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!


Bootlicker.


Bootlicker? You must be talking about the boyz here who supported and
still support Donald Trump.

--
Bozo Bin resuscitated...John Herring in there, along with Bert Robbins,
452471atgmail.com, Just-AN-Asshole, Evangelical Tim, and Gunboy Alex.
Oh, if you are in the Bozo Bin, it is because you are only here to
insult or your posts lack wit or you are deadly dull, or a combination.
In Just-AN-Asshole's case, it is all three.
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John wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 12:57:24 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.

You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.
He probably saw it on Grindr


Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!

Donnie, do you know what a 'sycophant' is?

https://www.slideserve.com/yetty/syc...-by-faith-harp

Learn something new.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!


He does now but he's too stupid to realize it.
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On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 20:22:48 UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/16/20 6:45 PM, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 16 December 2020 at 14:15:23 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:18:36 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
Our Florida boy has posted a $500 reward and this notice:

$500 reward

Someone's broken into my car and they’ve taken a load of personal items
and I'm gutted! I can't imagine that these have much value to anyone
else. A lot of these are custom made and can not be replaced!! A lot of
gifts from close friends that I don't see any more.

If anyone comes across any posts selling any of it or is offered any of
the listed items please let me know or you can text me. Discretion is
assured. The reward has been offered for information leading to the
recovery of these items...

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn vibrator
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
1 x foot pump
1 x jls cd
1 x westlife live in concert dvd.

Oh and ... five gold riiiiiings..
Reward for any info...

Let's be real, fellas. Without the return of his stuff, Just-An-Ass will
have a miserable holiday season visiting his buddies Herring, Tim, Alex,
JackOff, et al.


You must have ripped this off from somewhere. You do not have the creative
ability to write this.
He probably saw it on Grindr


Wow...is Justine that well known?
I'm impressed!


Bootlicker.

Bootlicker? You must be talking about the boyz here who supported and
still support Donald Trump.
--
Bozo Bin resuscitated...John Herring in there, along with Bert Robbins,
452471atgmail.com, Just-AN-Asshole, Evangelical Tim, and Gunboy Alex.
Oh, if you are in the Bozo Bin, it is because you are only here to
insult or your posts lack wit or you are deadly dull, or a combination.
In Just-AN-Asshole's case, it is all three.



I agree wholeheartedly and unequivocally with this post!
These repugnants never learn. I can understand Swill......the liquor clouds his judgement but what about the others?
They follow Trump and his chief apologist, JohnnyMop, like lemmings going over a cliff.
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