On Tue, 11 Dec 2018 17:39:09 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 12/11/18 5:30 PM, wrote:
I was approved for my Veteran ID card on March 21 of this year. It has
been chugging it's way through the system I guess. I got an Email 2
weeks ago saying it was being printed and today I got one saying it
was in the mail, expect to see it in 2-3 weeks but don't call them
asking them about it for 24 days.
My bank sold me a new credit card and it was in my mailbox 2 days
later.



You weren't aware the same fellas who approve suppressor applications up
at the ATF also approve vet ID cards? Shame on you.

I got one for you. A wireless phone system was broken into, and someone
ordered three top of the line iPhones, at nearly $1500 each, and had
them shipped to me. Apparently, the crooks call the shipper and arrange
for the phones to be delivered to an address different from that of the
alleged purchaser. Well, hell, the three phones were delivered here,
before they could be diverted, and the shipper left them here without a
signature. Took me three hours to sort of get the mess straightened out.
They sent me a return package but with no prepaid return label. Told
them I was going to leave the phones on the nearest corner. Occurred to
me I could return the phones by simply dropping the box off at a local
convenience shipper and tell them to "Return to Sender." They gave me a
receipt.

Ahh, corporations. Blech.


You come down on corporations but say nothing about the 'crooks' who precipitated the mess. Weird,
huh?

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.

On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:15:54 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.




You spent way more time talking to a boiler room dweeb that I would
have.

On 12/12/18 12:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:15:54 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.




You spent way more time talking to a boiler room dweeb that I would
have.


I was on the edge of being polite. It was texting, not voice.

On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:25:57 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 12:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:15:54 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.




You spent way more time talking to a boiler room dweeb that I would
have.


I was on the edge of being polite. It was texting, not voice.

I have never texted on a phone

On 12/12/18 12:49 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:25:57 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 12:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:15:54 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.




You spent way more time talking to a boiler room dweeb that I would
have.


I was on the edge of being polite. It was texting, not voice.

I have never texted on a phone


It's not much of a thrill.

On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:53:00 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 12:49 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:25:57 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 12:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:15:54 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/12/18 9:50 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:


Crooks are Fat Hatrry's friends.

Ahh... American corporations...

live person at cell company

Good morning!. I’m Casey. I am glad you reached out to me. How may I help?

Me

I want to report that I returned three iphones that were fraudulently
ordered and I previously reported.

Casey

Thank you for staying online and for bringing this up to my attention. I
will definitely look for options to help you report the fraudulent
activities.

To start with, with whom do I have the pleasure of chatting today?

Me

What? I already reported the fraud. Your company was supposed to send me
a FEDEX return label. It didn't. I dropped the box off at a FEDEX depot
with your return address on it.

my name is harry krause

Casey

Oh, thank you for clarifying

Hi Harry! Good day!

I am pleased to meet you online. I hope that you are doing good today.

Don't worry, you got me here, rest assured that I will do my very best
to help you with notating here on the account that you have returned the
phones already

Me

Do you need any other information?


Casey

By the way, do you have any tracking number

I sincerely apologize if the return label was not sent to you

Me

I had no label, just marked your shipping box REFUSED. Same tracking
number as you used XXXXXXXXXXX

Casey

Thank you for letting me know, I will have it fully notate here on the
account


Me

thanks...bye.


Casey

Can you please confirm to me on which FedEx branch you dropped the device?

Me

Prince Frederick, MD

Casey

Thank you so much for providing


All set on the account now as I have fully notate it here on the account


Me

Thanks, bye!


Casey

You are most welcome!


I want to make sure to assist all your concerns, was I able to answer
all of your concerns today?


Also, once we have received the device, charges that was billed on the
account with regards to this devices, will be credited back


Did I address all of your concern?



Are you still with me?


I haven't heard from you in a while. Would you like to continue chatting?



I'm sorry I haven't heard from you so I'm going to close the chat.
Please feel free to chat with us again. Thank you for visiting Verizon
Wireless.




You spent way more time talking to a boiler room dweeb that I would
have.


I was on the edge of being polite. It was texting, not voice.

I have never texted on a phone


It's not much of a thrill.

I am aware of what texting is, I was doing it in 1985 but it wasn't on
a phone, it was on a cell connected data terminal.
If I want to talk to someone and I have a phone, I will just call you.