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So, I walked into a bar...
On 12/5/2018 6:47 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer. We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump. JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money." I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took the money. http://funkyimg.com/i/2NTez.jpg |
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