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A pirate walked into a bar....
and he looked the proper pirate, he did.
Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder. He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his fly, makin his every step a general rollick. He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep. "Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird." "Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?" "Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts." |
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A pirate walked into a bar....
On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 22:57:17 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote: and he looked the proper pirate, he did. Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder. He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his fly, makin his every step a general rollick. He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep. "Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird." "Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?" "Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts." I don't get it. |
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A pirate walked into a bar....
On Dec 2, 6:00 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 22:57:17 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould wrote: and he looked the proper pirate, he did. Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder. He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his fly, makin his every step a general rollick. He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep. "Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird." "Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?" "Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts." I don't get it.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Funny, I knew what joke it was when I saw the thread title... wife told it to me last year |
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