A pirate walked into a bar....
 

and he looked the proper pirate, he did.

Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather
eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder.

He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the
business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his
fly, makin his every step a general rollick.

He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep.

"Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird."

"Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got
a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?"

"Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts."

A pirate walked into a bar....
 

On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 22:57:17 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote:

and he looked the proper pirate, he did.

Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather
eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder.

He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the
business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his
fly, makin his every step a general rollick.

He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep.

"Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird."

"Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got
a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?"

"Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts."

I don't get it.

A pirate walked into a bar....
 

On Dec 2, 6:00 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 22:57:17 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould





wrote:
and he looked the proper pirate, he did.

Wtih a silk kerchief knotted on his sunburned head, a black leather
eyepatch, a gleaming silver earring and a parrot on his shoulder.

He walked a bit peculiar, as it were, and it weren't solely the
business of his wooden leg. A large ships wheel protruded from his
fly, makin his every step a general rollick.

He comes alongside the bar, heaves to, and signals the bar keep.

"Rum, matey. And a dollop of beer for me bird."

"Aye, Guvner. But if you don't mind me arskin, do you know you've got
a ships wheel hanging out yer fly?"

"Aaargh, Matey, that I do. And let me tell you, it's drivin me nuts."

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Funny, I knew what joke it was when I saw the thread title... wife
told it to me last year;)