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Default New 'Over-60' Golf Rules

RULE CHANGES IN EFFECT FOR GOLFERS AGE 60+:

Rule 9.k.34(a): If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger
than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty.. This is so because this is simply a
question of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the player is being
penalized because of his age.

Rule 1.a.5 - A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a
point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior
player should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6 (B) - A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply
bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance
the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.B.3(G) - There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the
course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen
ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty.

Rule 4.c.7(h) - If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law
of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5. - Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in.
This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery
of the game.

Rule 6.a.9(k) - There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course
owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves an apology,
not a penalty.

Rule 7.G.15(z) - There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float.
Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers.

Rule 8.k.9(S) - Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf
equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per
hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes and keep multiple copies in
your golf bag. Those not following the rules need to be provided a copy.

Golf is.... above all.... a game of integrity.

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