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On Mon, 16 Apr 2018 00:46:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

A manâ€™s daughter turned 18 years old, and he was very glad that it was time to hand over the last alimony check he had to pay his ex-wife.

He asked the daughter to approach him, and when she did he said to her, â€œMy daughter, I want you to take this check to your mother and tell her that this is the last damn check she will receive from me for the rest of her miserable life. Tell her that. â€

The girl went to give the check to her mother, and her father was very curious to know how the witch would respond.

When the daughter returned, her father asked her right away: â€œWhat did your mother say?â€

â€œShe said she was also looking forward to this day too because she wanted to tell you that you are not my father â€¦â€

Actually, paternity is not always a condition for child support.

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