On Mon, 16 Apr 2018 00:46:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

A man’s daughter turned 18 years old, and he was very glad that it was time to hand over the last alimony check he had to pay his ex-wife.

He asked the daughter to approach him, and when she did he said to her, “My daughter, I want you to take this check to your mother and tell her that this is the last damn check she will receive from me for the rest of her miserable life. Tell her that. �

The girl went to give the check to her mother, and her father was very curious to know how the witch would respond.

When the daughter returned, her father asked her right away: “What did your mother say?�

“She said she was also looking forward to this day too because she wanted to tell you that you are not my father …�

Actually, paternity is not always a condition for child support.

A guy that I worked with at Ford had a wife that had an affair and got pregnant. She admitted to the court that the kid was not his but the friend of the court and judge ruled that he had to pay child support for a kid that was not even his.