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On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.


Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in. That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.
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On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:25:44 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept almost anyone in 'merica.


Getting money back doesn't mean anything. It doesn't change what is
owed it just means taxes were overpaid over the year.


Wow..that is a profound statement!
I never would have thought of that. ~~Snerk~~
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True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.


Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.

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On Wed, 28 Mar 2018 18:12:04 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:25:44 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept almost anyone in 'merica.


Getting money back doesn't mean anything. It doesn't change what is
owed it just means taxes were overpaid over the year.


Wow..that is a profound statement!
I never would have thought of that. ~~Snerk~~


Well, donee, you did say, "Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back."

That simply means I was off in my calculations, not lucky.

Runny nose, donnee?
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Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.


Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry
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On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:16:16 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.

Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry


I have heard that Donnee is a nice guy. He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut.
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On Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:21:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:16:16 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.

Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry


I have heard that Donnee is a nice guy. He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut.



Huh?
"He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut."


I contribute what I can for the betterment of the group Johnny, but I can't sit here all day and squabble with the likes of all y'all.
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True North wrote:
On Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:21:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:16:16 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.

Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for
some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry


I have heard that Donnee is a nice guy. He just can't stop sniffing up
the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut.



Huh?
"He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut."


I contribute what I can for the betterment of the group Johnny, but I
can't sit here all day and squabble with the likes of all y'all.


Even Stormy Daniels would turn down Herring the Racist.

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John H. Wrote in message:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:16:16 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.

Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry


I have heard that Donnee is a nice guy. He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut.


He was a nice guy till he got his nose dirty.
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True North Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:21:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:16:16 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:32:36 UTC-3, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
The John flushes his head again...
"Why am I lucky that you screwed up your taxes?"


Are y'all really that dopey, Johnny?
Y'all are lucky because you're getting money back.
Secondly, I didn't screw up anything....the revenue agent did.
I'm correcting their mistake as I do endlessly in here for y'all.
Maybe I should have been a teacher....Seems that they used to accept
almost anyone in 'merica.


Their mistake? You are the one who signed an incorrect tax return.

Holy ****! Are you in a contest with The John to see who is dumbest?
My form was filled out correctly..the assessor wanted two sources of
income put somewhere else, even though they accepted what I had done the
previous year. They took the amounts and moved them to two different
lines without cancelling the amounts from the line I included them in.
That is...they ended up hitting me twice for the same amount. They over
declared my income.
Please tell me this is enough for y'all to understand....or I may have to
send a 'short bus' to gather you two up and drive you up here for some intensive therapy.


You or your accountant put the entry on the wrong line.



What accoutant. Donnie figgers he's smart enough to do it himself.
He must have been getting advice from his tax expert, Fat Harry


I have heard that Donnee is a nice guy. He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut.



Huh?
"He just can't stop sniffing up the wrong tail and keeping
his mouth shut."


I contribute what I can for the betterment of the group Johnny, but I can't sit here all day and squabble with the likes of all y'all.


We know you are doing the best you can. Hence moron.
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