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As he looked at her driver’s license the cop was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.” The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons. She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.” The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?” The little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.” Finally, the astonished trooper asked, “What are you afraid of?” And the little old lady smiled and replied: “Not a ****ing Thing.” |
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Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem.
Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. |
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True North Wrote in message:
Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Or a pin head like you, eh? -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ |
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On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 13:09:38 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Not everyone's as bad as your little buddy, son. |
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True North Wrote in message:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Ya right. All you need is a baseball bat to ward off all those dangerous baby seals. -- 7 x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
#8
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True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. |
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On Sun, 4 Mar 2018 00:17:43 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:
True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Like a broom? Or mop? Or toilet brush? |
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On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence.. |
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