As he looked at her driver’s license the cop was surprised to notice that
attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your
possession?�

She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic
in the glove box.�

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.

She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.�

The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?�

The little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a 38
special in my purse.�

Finally, the astonished trooper asked, “What are you afraid of?�

And the little old lady smiled and replied: “Not a ****ing Thing.�