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Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God


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Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.

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On 2/20/18 9:37 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.


Along with the manure?
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Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/20/18 9:37 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.


Along with the manure?


You do love manure.

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On 2/20/18 10:49 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/20/18 9:37 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.


Along with the manure?


You do love manure.


Actually, we use Leafgro.

http://www.menv.com/leafgro/index.html


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Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/20/18 10:49 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/20/18 9:37 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.


Along with the manure?


You do love manure.


Actually, we use Leafgro.

http://www.menv.com/leafgro/index.html


Looks good. Reminds me of a high school friend. He is one of the
premier organic farmers in the area. On TV at times, has a stand at the
Ferry Building in San Francisco. All the clippings, etc from the trees
and bushes are composted. Has a contract guy who comes over to use the
tractor to turn the piles. 200 acres has lots of trimmings.

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On Tue, 20 Feb 2018 11:09:47 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/20/18 10:49 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/20/18 9:37 AM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:


Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

Signed,

A Concerned Student



Dear Concerned Student,

I am not allowed in schools.

Signed,

God




Well, that certainly explains why there isn’t any pedophilia in the
churches. Oh, wait.


Just spreading love.


Along with the manure?


You do love manure.


Actually, we use Leafgro.

http://www.menv.com/leafgro/index.html


That's not what you spread here!
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2018 16:38:04 -0000 (UTC), Bill
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Looks good. Reminds me of a high school friend. He is one of the
premier organic farmers in the area. On TV at times, has a stand at the
Ferry Building in San Francisco. All the clippings, etc from the trees
and bushes are composted. Has a contract guy who comes over to use the
tractor to turn the piles. 200 acres has lots of trimmings.


Around here they call compost rat food and weed seeds.
They will give you all the free mulch you can haul away but if you
actually use it, you will have an invasive exotic farm.
People composting their garbage will be over run by "rattus rattus".
http://gfretwell.com/wildlife/rattus%20rattus.jpg
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