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John H[_2_] January 11th 18 09:47 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.

Mr. Luddite[_4_] January 11th 18 09:55 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".

John H[_2_] January 11th 18 11:26 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".


Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view

Mr. Luddite[_4_] January 11th 18 11:52 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On 1/11/2018 6:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".


Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view



Nope. Not for me anyway. Same thing. Bad Request


[email protected] January 12th 18 12:02 AM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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True North[_2_] January 12th 18 02:49 AM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!

Bill[_12_] January 12th 18 04:39 AM

Valentine's Day gift
 
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


===

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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


True North[_2_] January 12th 18 01:09 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


===

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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.



Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

John H[_2_] January 12th 18 01:52 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 18:52:11 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 6:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".


Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view



Nope. Not for me anyway. Same thing. Bad Request


Well dammit, this one oughta work:

https://images.homedepot-static.com/...-t-64_1000.jpg


John H[_2_] January 12th 18 01:52 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 19:02:26 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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He

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