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John H[_2_] January 12th 18 01:56 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 05:09:03 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.



Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


You had no comments on the multiple errors in the last paragraph you posted, eh Donnie? You just
can't take a hint, can you.

You reap whatever **** you sow, Don White.

Mr. Luddite[_4_] January 12th 18 01:57 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On 1/12/2018 8:52 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 18:52:11 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 6:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".

Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view



Nope. Not for me anyway. Same thing. Bad Request


Well dammit, this one oughta work:

https://images.homedepot-static.com/...-t-64_1000.jpg



That link worked. Now I forget what it was for. :-)



John H[_2_] January 12th 18 02:12 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 08:57:58 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/12/2018 8:52 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 18:52:11 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 6:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".

Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view



Nope. Not for me anyway. Same thing. Bad Request


Well dammit, this one oughta work:

https://images.homedepot-static.com/...-t-64_1000.jpg



That link worked. Now I forget what it was for. :-)


I notice the words 'myemail.cox.net' in the original link. I'll bet the link is looking for a cookie
on your machine (which would verify the email address) and can't find it. Ergo the 'bad request'
response.

But then again, I'm no computer guru.

Its Me January 12th 18 02:28 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.



Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?

True North[_2_] January 12th 18 02:36 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.



Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.

Its Me January 12th 18 02:40 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?

John H[_2_] January 12th 18 03:01 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


....'y'all all'?

justan January 12th 18 03:08 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
Its Me Wrote in message:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.



Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?


What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


I guess that's the way they talk in potsto country.
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Its Me January 12th 18 03:35 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 10:01:15 AM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


===

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open-xchange-public-session-ygj48qqGWbm37yprLMJrA. Please re-login.'
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---
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http://www.avg.com

Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


...'y'all all'?


Heh. I figured it was just too much Moosehead.

True North[_2_] January 12th 18 03:39 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:40:27 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


===

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open-xchange-public-session-ygj48qqGWbm37yprLMJrA. Please re-login.'
exceptionID=1335065609-616254

---
This email has been checked for viruses by AVG.
http://www.avg.com

Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?


Guess "just tying to be an asshole" doesn't come natural to me like it seems to be entirely natural to y'all, JackOff.


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