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John H[_2_] January 12th 18 03:53 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 07:39:56 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:40:27 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?

What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?


Guess "just tying to be an asshole" doesn't come natural to me like it seems to be entirely natural to y'all, JackOff.


Why then do you work so hard at it, Don White?

Its Me January 12th 18 03:55 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 10:39:59 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:40:27 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?

What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?


Guess "just tying to be an asshole" doesn't come natural to me like it seems to be entirely natural to y'all, JackOff.


Ah, so you could decode it, eh? Can you decode "some of y'all all"?

Being an asshole seems to be a birthright of being a 'nadian. :)

[email protected] January 12th 18 04:06 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 09:12:20 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 08:57:58 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/12/2018 8:52 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 18:52:11 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 6:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:55:22 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".

Maybe better:

https://myemail.cox.net/appsuite/api...&delivery=view



Nope. Not for me anyway. Same thing. Bad Request

Well dammit, this one oughta work:

https://images.homedepot-static.com/...-t-64_1000.jpg



That link worked. Now I forget what it was for. :-)


I notice the words 'myemail.cox.net' in the original link. I'll bet the link is looking for a cookie
on your machine (which would verify the email address) and can't find it. Ergo the 'bad request'
response.

But then again, I'm no computer guru.


That was my guess. It is verifying that you are the one opening your
mail.

[email protected] January 12th 18 04:08 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


I know you are from up north but the plural, for "Y'all" is "all
y'all".

John H[_2_] January 12th 18 04:21 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:08:30 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


I know you are from up north but the plural, for "Y'all" is "all
y'all".


That's been explained to him only about a dozen times. He's just trying hard to be 'cool' and fit
in.

Bill[_12_] January 12th 18 04:39 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had
thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?


He lacks the brain power to decode.


Bill[_12_] January 12th 18 04:39 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 10:39:59 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:40:27 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had
thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?

What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.

You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?


Guess "just tying to be an asshole" doesn't come natural to me like it
seems to be entirely natural to y'all, JackOff.


Ah, so you could decode it, eh? Can you decode "some of y'all all"?

Being an asshole seems to be a birthright of being a 'nadian. :)


Do not tar all Canadians with the same brush.


True North[_2_] January 12th 18 05:52 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, 12 January 2018 12:09:00 UTC-4, wrote:
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


I know you are from up north but the plural, for "Y'all" is "all
y'all".


Seems to me that the last time this was discussed, even y'all southern boys couldn't agree on what version is correct.
That said, I will defer to your version as you appear to be the most reputable southerner in here. (I realize that you started out up north...which seems to make a difference)

True North[_2_] January 12th 18 05:54 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, 12 January 2018 12:21:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:08:30 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:36:51 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:


What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.


I know you are from up north but the plural, for "Y'all" is "all
y'all".


That's been explained to him only about a dozen times. He's just trying hard to be 'cool' and fit
in.


Hold on Johnny...pretty sure the last time this was discussed, JackOff claimed that a diner waitress said it the way I did.

Its Me January 12th 18 05:56 PM

Valentine's Day gift
 
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 11:39:30 AM UTC-5, Bill wrote:
Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 10:39:59 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:40:27 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 9:36:53 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 10:28:23 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Friday, January 12, 2018 at 8:09:04 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Friday, 12 January 2018 00:39:52 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:02:30 UTC-4, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:47:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate
from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had
thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.


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Surely one of y'all can teach Johnny how to post links!


You better never post a another bad link.


Say what?

"a another bad link"

What the 'ell?

What's a "'ell", spelling ferret?

What do y'all think it is?
I try to avoid being crude like some of y'all all.

You first. What do you think this meant?

"You better never post a another bad link."

Can you decode that, or were you just trying to be an asshole?

Guess "just tying to be an asshole" doesn't come natural to me like it
seems to be entirely natural to y'all, JackOff.


Ah, so you could decode it, eh? Can you decode "some of y'all all"?

Being an asshole seems to be a birthright of being a 'nadian. :)


Do not tar all Canadians with the same brush.


OK, I'll change it to:

Being an asshole seems to be a birthright of Donnie being a 'nadian.


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