Remember this:

"Don White My big memory besides helping with the garbage before mandatory use of green bags, was
all the maggots at the bottom of the chute. Another was the hangout we made in the old basement
which we called 'The Cave'. Got drunk on some stupid lemon gin and went outside in my underwear in
the snow to be sick. Think I got pneumonia from that. "

Now how can you possibly mention drinking to *anyone* on rec.boats?