On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:35:33 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:



When I get old, I am going to leave little bags of snacks all over the
house on the floor. In case I fall down and can't get up.

And a bunch of bottled water scattered around. Dehydration will be a
problem too.

.... or you could just scatter around a bunch of cordless phones. They
are cheap on craigslist or at the goodwill.