When I get old, I am going to leave little bags of snacks all over the
house on the floor. In case I fall down and can't get up.

On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:35:33 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:



When I get old, I am going to leave little bags of snacks all over the
house on the floor. In case I fall down and can't get up.

And a bunch of bottled water scattered around. Dehydration will be a
problem too.

.... or you could just scatter around a bunch of cordless phones. They
are cheap on craigslist or at the goodwill.

On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 00:35:33 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:



When I get old, I am going to leave little bags of snacks all over the
house on the floor. In case I fall down and can't get up.

Gettin' old ain't for friggin' sissies.

Don't y'all have the little pendant gadget that hangs around a senior's neck. It has a button that when pressed, will alert help through the phone.
Mom had one when she was living here 10 years ago.

On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:26:15 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote:

True North Wrote in message:
Don't y'all have the little pendant gadget that hangs around a senior's neck. It has a button that when pressed, will alert help through the phone.
Mom had one when she was living here 10 years ago.



Didn't work' did it?

Perhaps Donnie was supposed to be at the other end of the phone. I hope his mom passed the button on
to him.

True North wrote:
Don't y'all have the little pendant gadget that hangs around a senior's
neck. It has a button that when pressed, will alert help through the phone.
Mom had one when she was living here 10 years ago.



Get a humor injection. Was a hilarious takeoff on the pendant advert.

On Monday, 26 June 2017 13:00:42 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:26:15 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote:

True North Wrote in message:
Don't y'all have the little pendant gadget that hangs around a senior's neck. It has a button that when pressed, will alert help through the phone.
Mom had one when she was living here 10 years ago.



Didn't work' did it?

Perhaps Donnie was supposed to be at the other end of the phone. I hope his mom passed the button on
to him.


Tell L'il Justine that the pendant worked just fine...sometimes too well. The company had a preferred list of people to call if it got a distress signal from the sending unit.
BTW..the pendant wasn't her property to pass on. It was rented from the company and retired phone company employees (Pioneers?) installed the equipment and retrieved it when the elder person didn't need it anymore. (when they go into a nursing home etc)

On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 10:00:35 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Monday, 26 June 2017 13:00:42 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:26:15 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote:

True North Wrote in message:
Don't y'all have the little pendant gadget that hangs around a senior's neck. It has a button that when pressed, will alert help through the phone.
Mom had one when she was living here 10 years ago.



Didn't work' did it?

Perhaps Donnie was supposed to be at the other end of the phone. I hope his mom passed the button on
to him.


Tell L'il Justine that the pendant worked just fine...sometimes too well. The company had a preferred list of people to call if it got a distress signal from the sending unit.
BTW..the pendant wasn't her property to pass on. It was rented from the company and retired phone company employees (Pioneers?) installed the equipment and retrieved it when the elder person didn't need it anymore. (when they go into a nursing home etc)

You must have missed this:

On Sun, 25 Jun 2017 09:21:03 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

Those are figurative comments, Timmy, not literal comments. Besides,
shouldn't you be at church, helping the other elders poison the minds of
the younger generations with religious bull****?

All that religious bull**** you guys peddle and aim at kids ought to be
labeled for what it is...child abuse.

I can't wait to see Donnie's, "I whole heartedly agree with this post!"

Lack of principle, Donnie, or just too cowardly to stick up for your beliefs?