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Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 02:46 PM

Law of Gravity
 

Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.

Tim April 29th 17 02:48 PM

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On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 8:45:53 AM UTC-5, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.


I put up with that daily. Another rule is that the smaller the item, the lesser the accessibility...

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 03:11 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 06:48:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 8:45:53 AM UTC-5, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.


I put up with that daily. Another rule is that the smaller the item, the lesser the accessibility...


It's why I keep my garage floors carpeted.

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 04:45 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:36:02 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 06:48:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 8:45:53 AM UTC-5, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.

I put up with that daily. Another rule is that the smaller the item, the lesser the accessibility...


It's why I keep my garage floors carpeted.


I did one garage floor with epoxy and the little colored
sprinkles. It looks nice and adds traction but it's hard to see a
small object that has fallen. Decisions decisions for the next
floor.


I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce.

Mr. Luddite April 29th 17 04:54 PM

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On 4/29/2017 9:48 AM, Tim wrote:
On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 8:45:53 AM UTC-5, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.


I put up with that daily. Another rule is that the smaller the item, the lesser the accessibility...



They also become invisible.



Tim April 29th 17 04:56 PM

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On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 10:55:13 AM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/29/2017 9:48 AM, Tim wrote:
On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 8:45:53 AM UTC-5, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the
universe.


I put up with that daily. Another rule is that the smaller the item, the lesser the accessibility...



They also become invisible.


Why, yes. Yes they do...

True North[_2_] April 29th 17 05:56 PM

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Poco Deplorevole
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:36:02 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:

- show quoted text -
I did one garage floor with epoxy and the little colored
sprinkles. It looks nice and adds traction but it's hard to see a
small object that has fallen. Decisions decisions for the next
floor.


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


What the 'ell?
What namby pamby sissy would carpet a garage floor...especially in a light colour?
Answer.....someone who doesn't do any work in one!

Justan olphart April 29th 17 06:50 PM

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On 4/29/2017 12:56 PM, True North wrote:
Poco Deplorevole
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:36:02 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:

- show quoted text -
I did one garage floor with epoxy and the little colored
sprinkles. It looks nice and adds traction but it's hard to see a
small object that has fallen. Decisions decisions for the next
floor.


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


What the 'ell?
What namby pamby sissy would carpet a garage floor...especially in a light colour?
Answer.....someone who doesn't do any work in one!

Makes a lot more sense than putting carpet over nice hardwood floors

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Mr. Luddite April 29th 17 07:29 PM

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Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:

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"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."



Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 07:47 PM

Law of Gravity
 
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 09:56:54 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Poco Deplorevole
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:36:02 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:

- show quoted text -
I did one garage floor with epoxy and the little colored
sprinkles. It looks nice and adds traction but it's hard to see a
small object that has fallen. Decisions decisions for the next
floor.


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


What the 'ell?
What namby pamby sissy would carpet a garage floor...especially in a light colour?
Answer.....someone who doesn't do any work in one!


I do all the work in both. Don't worry about oil stains or gas bleaches or any of that. Remember, I
have a 27-year-old motorcycle that has never seen a motorcycle shop. Who do you think does all the
work?

You are so fast to jump, and in doing so you end up looking like the fool you've become.


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