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Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 07:49 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:

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"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."



Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 08:11 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:52:13 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
- show quoted text -


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.


I don't think you get what he's driving at.


Possibly not.

True North[_2_] April 29th 17 09:07 PM

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Poco Deplorevole
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:52:13 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
- show quoted text -


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? Â* Â*:-)


No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.


I don't think you get what he's driving at.


"Possibly not"


D'oh!
What if a fire started in that greasy carpet and caused considerable damage to your house?
Would your insurance company try to weasel out of paying up?

True North[_2_] April 29th 17 09:09 PM

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Justine Giggles....

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"Makes a lot more sense than putting carpet over nice hardwood floors"


Does your mama know you're peeking out from behind her skirt?

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 09:22 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 13:07:21 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Poco Deplorevole
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:52:13 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
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"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? * *:-)

No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.


I don't think you get what he's driving at.


"Possibly not"


D'oh!
What if a fire started in that greasy carpet and caused considerable damage to your house?
Would your insurance company try to weasel out of paying up?


A few oil drops does not equate to a 'greasy carpet'. Perhaps that's the way you work, but I keep
the area pretty neat.

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 09:23 PM

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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 13:09:55 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Justine Giggles....

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"Makes a lot more sense than putting carpet over nice hardwood floors"


Does your mama know you're peeking out from behind her skirt?


Does your mama know you act like a ****ing two-year-old?

Grow up a bit, Don.

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 09:56 PM

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On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 4:07:23 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
Poco Deplorevole
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:52:13 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
- show quoted text -


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? Â* Â*:-)

No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.


I don't think you get what he's driving at.


"Possibly not"


D'oh!
What if a fire started in that greasy carpet and caused considerable damage to your house?
Would your insurance company try to weasel out of paying up?


Remember Donnee...you reap what you sow.

Mr. Luddite April 29th 17 10:36 PM

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On 4/29/2017 2:49 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
- show quoted text -



"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."



Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.



It's not the carpet they might be concerned about.

Poco Deplorevole April 29th 17 11:21 PM

Law of Gravity
 
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:36:34 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/29/2017 2:49 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
- show quoted text -


"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.



It's not the carpet they might be concerned about.


Oh, OK.

[email protected] April 30th 17 12:39 AM

Law of Gravity
 
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)


The code pretty much gives up the garage., The fire wall is between
there and the house, particularly sleeping rooms. They can't share a
wall.


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