On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 17:19:02 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

... but I was just nosing around on your Facebook page. Read some of
the few comments on your timeline and then clicked on "Friends" to see
how many you had there.

A box appeared labeled "Friends" but it was blank other than:

"No friends to show"



Got a chuckle out of that one.

Mr Ed is doing better than that and he is just a dog. ;-)